Tales From The Champagne Room

There is
NO SEX
in the
Champagne Room

There might not be any sex in the Champagne Room, but you can join the comment party and post a link to whatever naughtiness you can rustle up. It can be a link to a post on your site, a link to a post on another site, a link to a pop-up image, or a link to another web site altogether.

[Please Note: These links might not be work safe]

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» by Madfish Willie on June 12 :: Permalink :: Comments (93) :: Champagne Room
» Bad Example links with: WHAT TO DO WITH DIRTY THINGS
» Bad Example links with: BULLSHIT!
» Bad Example links with: NAUGHTINESS ABOUNDS
» Physics Geek links with: It's time for some linky love
» Auterrific links with: Testing
» Bad Example links with: I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING
» Miss Apropos links with: It shouldn't have to be that hard --

Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another Madfish Willie's edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

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The title for my series is from an HBO special with Chris Rock. Check it out!

Madfish Willie's, the #1 Yahoo search for The Champagne Room!

As you are Wrestling Your John Thomas:

The Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me get posted "above the fold" with gratuitous linkage in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section. So, without further dealy....

Today we start off with that smuttiest of all not X rated blogs, Harvey Pervey from Bad Money. Pervey starts off with a little kiss & tell about Susie's tired jaw, then he tries to fix Susie's Reddi-Wip shortage. Next The Perv tells us of Evil Glenn's adventures in beastiality. That dumbshit Harv Perv can't tell the difference between a web
browser & a blowjob
.

Next Dan K O'Leary of Pragmatic Conservatism gives us 50 Ways to Dump Your Lover. He says: "This is a little vulgar, but asking for a midget 3
way, or taking polaroids of you banging her sister are great ways be get single." Make sure to read the comments of his fucking cry-baby PC readers... unbelievable. And check out his hot babe!

"Better safe than sorry," Harvey Pervey always says. Here's some of his raunchy crap: Here's a riddle for you - what's the difference between a government lawyer and a whore? I discovered a new sexual position. The nastiness of Glenn Reynolds's bedroom. Poetry for Heather's ass - now that's poetry even I would read! Lesbian yoga (what the hell would he know about that?) and where did Trixie, the Times Square Wonder-Hooker get her training?

That's all for the mail in entries this week. The rest of the work I did and you'll have to click through to the expanded extry to read them.

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» by Madfish Willie on January 18 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Champagne Room
» TreyGivens.com links with: David's Back! And other Bloggy Notices
» DramaQueen links with: ok, so you want to put what where...?
» Wizbang links with: Weekend Wrapup

Tales From The Champagne Room

Don't forget to send your bestest dirtiest nastiest suggestivest posts to Madfish Willie for his "send me your posts" LinkLoveFest!

Tales From The Champagne Room!
[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!]

Read through these previous posts of The Champagne Room to get an idea of what I'm looking for.

To be linked in The Champagne Room post just e-mail the link(s) to your post(s) by Saturday 12:00 noon and I'll include you in the weekly LinkLoveFest on Sunday. If you don't make it in time for this week's festivities, I'll put up front for next week's party!

Thanks to everyone who have sent me links in the past and I'll be looking forward to more of your Tales From The Champagne Room!

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» by Madfish Willie on January 3 :: Permalink :: Comments (0) :: Champagne Room
» Argghhh!!! The Home of one of Jonah's Military Guys© links with: Let us not forget...
» Just A Girl In The World links with: Blurfing

Tales From The Champagne Room

D'oh! No Tales From The Champagne Room this week due to lack of a sufficient quantity of material to do a decent roundup. I guess everyone was busy spanking the monkey to write about spanking the monkey!

I guess that just leaves a great big posting for next edition! Until then....

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» by Madfish Willie on December 28 :: Permalink :: Comments (0) :: Champagne Room

Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another Madfish Willie's edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

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The title for my series is from an HBO special with Chris Rock. Check it out!

Madfish Willie's, the #1 Yahoo search for The Champagne Room!

As we are Booting up the dick fish into the gene pool:

The Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me get posted "above the fold" with gratuitous linkage in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section. So, without further dealy....

My friend Margi from As I See It.. tells us where to find our Nude Friends. While you are over there, check out Merpy Chriskwanzukkah - it's not nasty... just funny!

It looks like little Susie Q from Practical Penumbra has been hanging out with Harvey Pervey too long. Now she's sending me picture of guys out of the shower clad in only their underwear!

Harvey Pervey was late last week so he's madeup by sending in a whole shitload of linked innuendo and nastiness. I wonder if his site should have one of those rating thingys on it to warn the unsuspecting? Anyway, he starts off... looking for Susie... gargle the Holy Water, before Jessica sticks her ass in it... bony chicks are out, we want a full figured gal... love notes (aka pimping his wife)... whipping cream on Susie to cheer her up... hM's bra size... the breasts of Mt Rushmore... spank the monkey... dia-a-slut... kinky Alliance B&D... Harvey's Long Blogroll... Susie like's em young... obsessing over sex with Evil Glenn... Man, this guy needs to get some pussy pretty fast or he's going to blow up!

That's all for the mail in entries this week. The rest of the work I did and you'll have to click through to the expanded extry to read them.

Last Call »

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» by Madfish Willie on December 21 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Champagne Room

Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another Madfish Willie's edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

advisory.gif     ChampagneRoom.jpg

I got the title for my series from an HBO special with Chris Rock. Check it out!

Madfish Willie's, the #1 Yahoo search for The Champagne Room!

As we are Dancing with the pink torpedo:

The Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me get posted "above the fold" with gratuitous linkage in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section. So, without further dealy....

Our bonnie Heather from Angleweave sends us The Grinning Masturbator. Wipe that smile off your face!

Helen from DramaQueen from has some Hot Pussy.

Helen, hottest babe in the blogosphere, from Everyday Stranger wants her Shake To Go, Please!

Susie from Practical Penumbra send us Alice Interviews My Penis About the Economy from Bloviating Inanities.

Trey Givens from TreyGivens.com wishes us a Very Merry Adult Christmas.

Eric from Straight White Guy Beds a Virgin!

That's all for the mail in entries this week. The rest of the work I did and you'll have to click through to the expanded extry to read them.

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» by Madfish Willie on December 14 :: Permalink :: Comments (13) :: Champagne Room
» Practical Penumbra links with: Kvetching up
» Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love links with: Monday Menagerie
» DramaQueen links with: champagne anyone?
» www [dot] margilowry [dot] com links with: Mood music
» Ramblings of SilverBlue links with: Bring on the Link-Luv™
» Practical Penumbra links with: Bestofme Symphony #16

Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another Madfish Willie's edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

advisory.gif     ChampagneRoom.jpg

I got the title for my series from an HBO special with Chris Rock. Check it out!

Madfish Willie's, the #1 Yahoo search for The Champagne Room!

As we are Shaking coconuts from the knob:

The Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me get posted "above the fold" with gratuitous linkage in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section. So, without further dealy....

Susie at Practical Penumbra has the quintessential picture of a Madfish Willie's Corner of the Bar Babe! Nice!!

Eric at Straight White Guy send us a picture of a nice rack! He's kinda a sick-o.

Mr Green at Mr Green sends us this endorsement by our bonnie Heather.

That FREAK from Bad Money sends us these beauties. First, it's bug love. Then he tries to lend Susie a helping hand. Next, he wonders what it takes to make Dana, America's #1 Pin Up Girl happy. After that, he tells us he likes rough sex. This guy is a fucking perve. He follows these with Boobie Pride, he proposititons Susie and Dana, he says I Want This Woman!, has a Flesh Fantasy, and finally peters out after giving the girls some support! He's a veritable machine, I tells ya!

That's all for the mail in entries this week. The rest of the work I did and you'll have to click through to the expanded extry to read them.

Last Call »

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» by Madfish Willie on December 7 :: Permalink :: Comments (4) :: Champagne Room
» drowning at 2 feet sea level links with: Round-up

Tales From The Champagne Room

Don't forget to send you bestest dirtiest nastiest suggestivest posts to Madfish Willie for his "send me your posts" LinkLoveFest!

Tales From The Champagne Room!
[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!]

Read through these previous posts of The Champagne Room to get an idea of what I'm looking for.

To be linked in The Champagne Room post just e-mail the link(s) to your post(s) by Saturday 12:00 noon and I'll include you in the weekly LinkLoveFest on Sunday.

Thanks to everyone who have sent me links in the past and I'll be looking forward to more of your Tales From The Champagne Room!

Bullshit so far »

» by Madfish Willie on December 6 :: Permalink :: Comments (3) :: Champagne Room

Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another Madfish Willie's edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]


advisory.gif     ChampagneRoom.jpg

I found it!: I got the title for my series from an HBO special with Chris Rock. Check it out!

As we are Shaking coconuts from the knob:

The Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me. They get posted "above the fold" with gratuitous linkage in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section.

Sir John the Merciless of Castle Argghhh!!!'s hawk gets chased off by the cocks when he swoops in to make a killing on the chicks!

Mad Dog Bad Money Harvey just was in the gutter all week long! First it was Heather Puts Out. Then he discovers that his perverted mind has been confirmed. Next, he tries to get Susie oiled up at the Bonfire, is grateful for braless blogerettes, finds The Best Reason To Wear Lingerie, makes the Flinstones bed-rock, exposes Beth, votes to Free The Boobies!, and gives us some Romantic Advice. Finally, he finishes up with this jewel about muffin buffin [don't miss this one!].

Thanks to Harvey and Sir John for sending me their posts. The rest of the Tales From The Champagne Room are posts that I gleaned while browsing around this week.

Last Call »

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» by Madfish Willie on November 30 :: Permalink :: Comments (3) :: Champagne Room
» Practical Penumbra links with: Ping Tsunamette
» angelweave links with: The Grinning Masturbator

Tales From The Champagne Room

Madfish Willie's has started a "send me your posts" LinkLoveFest!

Tales From The Champagne Room!
[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!]

Read through these previous posts of The Champagne Room to get an idea of what I'm looking for.

To be linked in The Champagne Room post just e-mail the link(s) to your post(s) by Saturday 12:00 noon and I'll include you in the weekly LinkLoveFest on Sunday.

Thanks to everyone who have sent me links in the past and I'll be looking forward to more of your Tales From The Champagne Room!

Bullshit so far »

» by Madfish Willie on November 29 :: Permalink :: Comments (13) :: Champagne Room
» Argghhh!!! The Home of one of Jonah's Military Guys© links with: Completely Unpaid Advertisement, shamelessly hustled by the Barkeep!
» Snooze Button Dreams links with: Link Love
» Argghhh!!! The Home of one of Jonah's Military Guys© links with: Remember! By Noon Today!
» drowning at 2 feet sea level links with: For The Bartender
» Straight White Guy links with: NO FAIR!!

Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

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First are the Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me. They get all the gratuitous linkage I can put in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section and get a single link to their post.

Harvey from Bad Money explains Why there is no sex in The Champagne Room. Be sure to read the comments.

It seems that Harvey does most of his dirty talking over in Susie's comments here and here.

Phil at Flying Chair sends in this tale of of all night drunken debauchery. Gaddamn that guy can drink! If you're every in the States holler and we'll go out and get puking drunk together on Vodka!

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» by Madfish Willie on November 23 :: Permalink :: Comments (7) :: Champagne Room
» drowning at 2 feet sea level links with: But there IS nudity!
» Tiger: Raggin' & Rantin' links with: There is no sex in the Champagne Room
» CandyUniverse links with: Around the Blogosphere
» Anger Management links with: MORNING ROUND UP

The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another edition of The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin'!

K-Cebo of Twisted Fans shows us why we should be fans of Kansas Basketball It looks like I'm a converted Duke fan!

Harvey at Bad Money has some kind of kinky sex bracelet thingy going on over at his joint.

Ravenwood tells us to Be Strong Honey!

Don from anger Management has several gems for us this week. He starts off with some info on Beavers.

He follows that with More on Beavers!

SilverBlue gives a cartoon on Butt Sniffers.

LeeAnn from The Cheese Stands Alone swoons for a Cajun gentleman.

From Bad Money via Snooze Buttom Dreams comes A Woman's Guide on How to Pee Standing Up. Go read Harvey's take on his not being the shortest one at the trough!

Jim pens a tale titled Somnolence of Clouds that is so erotic that it gets banned from the Carnival of the Vanities!

Darren, The Cool Colorado Conservative visits squoogy.com and Butt Hole Drive.

Eric at Straight White Guy is Worried about condom soup!

Pixy Misa has some weird Dominatrix thing going on.

Acidman has the Action Hero Dick of the blogosphere! And he wonders Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?

Harvey has nasty hairy man-boobs? That's one sick fucker!

SilverBlue has advice for some jack-off: Hide and Go Fuck Yourself!

Holiday Family Fun Fest from BarbiePorn.com [loads really slow but worth the wait]

Phil from Flying Chairs tells us of the perks of being on Hong Kong Vice Squad.

Dear Penis: [flash movie, loads slow]

The Most Phallic Building In The World

Rufus from Rod's Alter Ego gives us a Halloween tale.

Jelly Bracelets and Sex? from Jax Venus at Days Go By

Jennifer gives us some Gratuitous Nudity and Robust, Enthusiastic Porn!

Kim du Toit has shows us some Saturday Skin.

Pathetic Earthlings informs us that Lesbian Affairs aren's considered cheating but oral sex gets you two years!

Don from Anger Management starts up F.U.C.K. as in Phuck Phrank!

Paige asks if we are ready for Men In Skirts?

SilverBlue tells us the most powerful position.

LeeAnn wonders if the Radio Shack carries the Slightest Touch!

Nick the Dragon Slayer needs love too!

Bonnie Heather from Angleweave is looking for a no smoking bra?

Ted from Rocket Jones has discovered Octopus E.D.

Jim gives us the Paris Hilton Sex Video!

NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SCRUB MY EYES WITH A WIRE BRUSH!

Dana, America's #1 pin-up girl, from Note-It Posts finds some sticky globs in her hair!

Here's one for Harvey!

Emmie from I Don't Think Anyone Reads This tells us when it's too young to start getting busy.

Time For Some Wang Tang!

Picture of Winnie the Poo, pulling his pud!

Last, but surely not least is Helen, Helen, Helen, Helen, Helen!

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» by Madfish Willie on November 16 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Champagne Room

The Champagne Room

It's Sunday, so it must be time for another edition of The Champagne Room!

[Remember, there is no sex in The Champagne Room]

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» by Madfish Willie on November 9 :: Permalink :: Comments (4) :: Champagne Room
» Gut Rumbles links with: grocery list

What Do You See?

What do you see?

Here is a little image I got in a e-mail from a girl who bartended for me for several years and was married to one of my best friends.

Before you click the link to open the pop-up window, read the explaination below.

YOU'LL FIND THIS VERY INTERESTING

Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

What they will see are the nine dolphins.

Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted.

Ok.... look at her crotch..... the V is the tail of one, start at the V and follow it down along her left leg. Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder..... see them now?

Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!

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» by Madfish Willie on November 4 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Champagne Room
» Anger Management links with: DAY 2
» Spacecraft links with: What Do You See?
» Spacecraft links with: What Do You See?
» Note-It Posts links with: In tribute...
» Note-It Posts links with: In tribute...
» Note-It Posts links with: In tribute...

The Champagne Room

Warning! There is no sex in The Champagne Room! Really!

Don't go in there! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Last Call »

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» by Madfish Willie on November 2 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Champagne Room

Tales From The Champagne Room

Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!


I don't care if this link gets worn out - I love having an On-line Orgasm!

Don't go drinking with Donnie, from Ain't Done It's, friend Charlie, he'll get you all fucked up!

Russ at Tac Jammer thinks Karaoke is like nudity?

SilverBlue's
final thoughts are that Sex Is Bad?

Bejus from Ain't Done It learnt 7 thangs from neekid movies.

The Lovely Helen from Everyday Stranger would like some breasts to go please!

Helen also needs some feedback on how to shape her minge!

Finn, the Viking from Casting Magic Missile got me all dressed and then gave me nowhere to go. Dickhead!

Acidman from Gut Rumbles discusses the difference between the p0rn industry and playing in a band.

Mamamontezz from the Mental Rumpus Room is giving schoolboys Viagra? Like those horny little bastards need any.

James at Outside the Beltway has pics of your favorite blogger babes!

Jfielek at Quibbles-n-Bits is a Love Retard!

SilverBlue's
friend PoloRandy discovers how condoms are really made.

Eric at Straight White Guy has a list of pick-up lines. I wonder how many times he got the shit slapped out of him?

Sugarcoated at Sugarmama's reveals a sexual revolution of sorts.

MCSE at The Kingdom of the Geeks father is an exotic dancer in a homosexual cabaret. Not really, but go read anyway.

Eric at Straight White Guy has an echo in Snow White's Fairy Tale.

Read My Boobs - a short movie.

LeAnn at the Cheese Stands Alone has a Pubic Service Announcement.

Margi at www[dot]margilowry[dot]com tell us Where Things Went Terribly Wrong (scroll down the page).

Harvey at Bad Money nominates Susie, a Corner of the Bar Babe for Pet of The Month. I'm pretty sure that he's stepping on his dick here.

Geoffrey at Dog Snot Diaries says Ass Jockey?

Acidman strikes again with dont Bite Me!

Acidman also tells us all about chicken sex.

Jennifer from Jennifer's History & Things should probably have skipped this one.

LeAnn
has Cheesy Joke #875. Anyone need a baseball glove and bat?

And to wrap it up, Acidman presents "Dr Acidman's Sex Clinic".

That'll be all that kind of talk for this week!

Cheers!

Bullshit so far »

» by Madfish Willie on October 26 :: Permalink :: Comments (2) :: Champagne Room

Tales From The Champagne Room

Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!

I don't care if this link gets worn out - I love having an On-line Orgasm!

Don't go drinking with Donnie, from Ain't Done It's, friend Charlie, he'll get you all fucked up!

Russ at Tac Jammer thinks Karaoke is like nudity?

SilverBlue's
final thoughts are that Sex Is Bad?

Bejus from Ain't Done It learnt 7 thangs from neekid movies.

The Lovely Helen from Everyday Stranger would like some breasts to go please!

Helen also needs some feedback on how to shape her minge!

Finn, the Viking from Casting Magic Missile got me all dressed and then gave me nowhere to go. Dickhead!

Acidman from Gut Rumbles discusses the difference between the p0rn industry and playing in a band.

Mamamontezz from the Mental Rumpus Room is giving schoolboys Viagra? Like those horny little bastards need any.

James at Outside the Beltway has pics of your favorite blogger babes!

Jfielek at Quibbles-n-Bits is a Love Retard!

SilverBlue's
friend PoloRandy discovers how condoms are really made.

Eric at Straight White Guy has a list of pick-up lines. I wonder how many times he got the shit slapped out of him?

Sugarcoated at Sugarmama's reveals a sexual revolution of sorts.

MCSE at The Kingdom of the Geeks father is an exotic dancer in a homosexual cabaret. Not really, but go read anyway.

Eric at Straight White Guy has an echo in Snow White's Fairy Tale.

Read My Boobs - a short movie.

LeAnn at the Cheese Stands Alone has a Pubic Service Announcement.

Margi at www[dot]margilowry[dot]com tell us Where Things Went Terribly Wrong (scroll down the page).

Harvey at Bad Money nominates Susie, a Corner of the Bar Babe for Pet of The Month. I'm pretty sure that he's stepping on his dick here.

Geoffrey at Dog Snot Diaries says Ass Jockey?

Acidman strikes again with dont Bite Me!

Acidman also tells us all about chicken sex.

Jennifer from Jennifer's History & Things should probably have skipped this one.

LeAnn
has Cheesy Joke #875. Anyone need a baseball glove and bat?

And to wrap it up, Acidman presents "Dr Acidman's Sex Clinic".

That'll be all that kind of talk for this week!

Cheers!

Bullshit so far »

» by Madfish Willie on October 26 :: Permalink :: Comments (0) :: Champagne Room

Tales From The Champagne Room

>Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!

I don't care if this link gets worn out - I love having an On-line Orgasm!

Harvey shows the little guy where to get help!

The Tenth Muse as an interesting post title: Nightime Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Fuck Me In the Ass Medicine

Check out this Jack-off Idiot over at Straight White Guy

Straight White Guy tells us how to have Lesbian Quickie Sex.

Mexicans are getting naked at Straight White Guy - He gets a lot of these kind of posts.

Dawn has a message for us via SilverBlue.

This asian beauty leaves Eric at a total loss for words.

Kids Say the Darndest Things according to Jim at Snooze Button Dreams

Jim also reports on a Confessional while wondering Since 'nude' means naked...

Acidman likes itty bitty titties!

Bill Cimino at Bloviating Insanties wakes up naked after a Family Reunion.

Vicky, Don's new blogging partner at Anger Management... doesn't swallow?

What Champagne Room discussion can be complete without Helen from Everyday Stranger? She deals with Jealousy.

Last Call »

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» by Madfish Willie on October 21 :: Permalink :: Comments (0) :: Champagne Room