Spoetry & Ploverisms

aka The Word of The Bird
by Spurwing Plover
Ace of Spades Lifestyle™ Poet Luareate


An explanation of the Spurwing writing style
By caspera

Perhaps spurwing writes so
Precisely to escape
The clutches of Ace's filter
As spoetry in motion
Cannot be grasped
By the hand or mind

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155277.php


Haikus Inspired By Spurwing Plover

By Bart
The best example
Of loose shit is displayed by
The spurwing plover

By Geoff
Spurwing is beyond
your merely mortal powers
of comprehension

By Geoff
The tighter you grasp
Spurwing's elusive wisdom
the faster it flees

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/156880.php


Looks like that front cover of ROLLING STONE
has given him a seperiotity comple
and has but a chip on his shoulder
namely the block of wood
atop his neck?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/156944.php


Mulums
the religion of violence and hate
so wheres that idiot
prince charles
to premote it?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/156954.php


More of the PC nonsense going through
i mean its like when the did version of
TOM SAWYER AND HUCK FINN
they were calling INJIN JOE
get this CRAZY JOE

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/156957.php


Al Gores mouth was constantly going
and he was producing
all that HOT AIR
and besides
we have plenty of show here
in SISKIYOU COUNTY
CALFORNIA

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/156355.php


The mainstream liberal rags
wont publish
the cartoons becuase
it dont suit their
left-wing standards
like such crap as is from
TOM TOLES

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/156167.php


CNN the Chicken News Network
too afarid of offending muselums
and Big Bad Wolf Blitzer?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155915.php


Beware
of the spinney
Screaming death crab?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155852.php


And just what about
MISTERY DATE
choose between
the dream TOM SELECK
or
the dud JOHHNY DEPP?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155427.php


CNN
the Communist News Network
and who is the coward
wearing the hood
why dont he want his face seen?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155744.php


TOOTHPASTE TASTE YOU CAN REALY FEEL
ULTRA-BRITE
GIVES YOUR MOUTH SEX APPEAL
i can remmeber when
STAR TREK first came on

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155594.php


And this is what PRINCE CHARLES calls
the religion of peace
frankly
someone should hit the price
over the head with a scepter

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155673.php


Some say the same thing happened
when the linner MORROR CASTLE
cuaght fire
the captian it is said
jumped ship

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155705.php


I dont touch the things i dont
drink fermented berries
too darn nasty???!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155558.php


And back when
the enviromentalists wackos
were blaming the mutant frogs
on man made chemicals
it turned out to have been done
by a parasite called
a NEMITODE???!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155509.php


The sign should add
about the demacrats
NO BACKBONE,
NO BRAINS,
NO ETHICS???!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155411.php


The shia tree should have
AL GORES face on it
and won the game
CANDYLAND upset
the wheatgerm inhaling health freaks???!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155427.php


This is the reigion of peace
that bumbling price charles
wants us to get to know better
what a royal nit wit??!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155525.php


SEAGULLLS,PELICANS and
SANDPIPERS with LIGHTSABERS
the beach will be a dangerous spot
and no shark will be safe
they will stay away from the beach
becuase the birds are
confirmed jedi??!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/??.php


Wacky weird and wonderous
the weird world of wacky willie
NICE TOUGNE TWISTER HUH??!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155770.php


Oil is not a fossel fuel
its still down there
and we will never
run out of oil
we just need a few polticians
who are not under the control of
GREENPEACE and the rest of the eco-freaks?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155119.php


Tom Toles cartoons stink
becuase he stinks
becuase he is
a ultra liberal jackass?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155271.php


Cindy Sheehan and Harry Belafonte
have the same problem
their own big mouths and
their own amount of igornance?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155277.php


If she wants a good operation
she should get 21-B
the medical droid
that gave LUKE
his artificial hand?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154826.php


Shatner was on some epidodes
of the classic series
THE TWILIGHT ZONE?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154929.php


We would.nt have to depend on OPEC
if our politicians were,nt
a bunch of chicken livers
afraid of offending
the eco-wackos?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154931.php


Tom Toles cartoons stink
and so dose he?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155075.php


We would,nt
have to
listen to
JESSIE JACKASSON?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155009.php


Brad Pitt
is a nit wit
he want to play agay role
in some crappy movie
why dont he just
get a life?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155009.php


The movie which led to
the 60s sci fi series
VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
was about a form of global warming
cuased by a meteor storm igniting the
VAN ALEIN RADIATION BELT
in other words a natural cuased
GLOBAL WARMING
get that?
MY GOD THE SKIES ON FIRE?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154559.php


Let Ed Begly Jr
ride his bicycle
down a steep hillside
with a big brick wall
at the bottom
and see what happens
when the two meet
CRASH?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154931.php


Theres not to mention
YODA or SALCIOUS CRUMB or BIB FORTUNA
what the ding dong
is going on?!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154826.php


Perhaps every time
TED KENNEDY speaks
they should replace his yammering
with the sound of a squawking horn
just like what you hear
in a PEANUTS cartoon
when a adult speaks!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154689.php


Liberals dont want
a proconstitutuion judge
they want judges
like the ones
in the infamous
KELO RULING

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154754.php


Will TED KENNEDY have a nervous breakdown
will he have to be carried off in a streight jacket
will he go insane?
This is his biggist loss
since they past tort reform
for the firearms companies

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154760.php


It was this
GLOBAL WARMING hogwash
thats why hollywood
went and made that stupid
KEVIN KOSNER turkey WATERWORLD
with kosner swam like a idiot???

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154688.php


The oscars are a waste
they are all rigged
why else
would MICHEAL MOORE
receive a award for his phonie documenntry
and
why else
would they ignore
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
while lavishing everything on crap like
MILLION DOLLAR BABY and SIDEWAYS???

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154759.php


How many proabortionists are tree huggers
that belong to PETA and have
SAVE THE REDWOODS,
SAVE THE RAINFORESTS
bumperstickers on their cars???

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154565.php


Bushwacked
is that
some kind of joke??

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154565.php


The North Koreans
are trying to conterfit
our new currency
including out newly created
$20,$50,and $100s??

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154565.php


Phillis Diller is funny
so is MARTHA RAYE
and what about RITA MERINO??

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154592.php


Traitors have a special place
in New York City and
in hollywood and
they have the own special place
in hell?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154588.php


Kerry blabbering idiot
why is he shooting off
his big mouth all the time?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154521.php


If CINDY and HUGO
are sitting together in a tree
should,nt we
chop down the tree?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154457.php


A panda walks into a estruant
and orders a hamberger
after its done
it take out a gun
and shots the waiter
as the panda walks out
the manager says
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
the panda say
LOOK IT UP
IN THE ENCYCLAPEDIA
when the manager gets home
he loks up pandas
in the encyclapedia
PANDA
A LARGE BLACK AND WHITE ANIMAL
FROM CHINA
EATS SHOOTS LEAVES?????

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153859.php


Jimmy Carter
americas worse president
in the 20th century
now he wants us
to fund a terrorist group
he is still stupid.
I wonder of his duaghter
AMY gave him this idea?????

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154136.php


Is he going to get
a whole lot of fans
on his case
like what
ROGER COLEMAN and
TOOKIE WILLIAMS did????

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154139.php


Whale fetulence
what happens in the ocean
when one of those big critters
cuts loose???

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153921.php


DRAGONS,GRIFFINS,HYPOGRIFS,and UNICORNS
are endangered species
and the one and only
PHOENIX
is hiding out
from the bioligists and eco-wackos
becuase he dont want to be counted
since theres only one
PHOENIX??

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153739.php


Some enviromentalists wackos want
MUD PUDDLES AND POTHOLE
declaied vernal pools
with hundreds of life forms
swimming through them
and they want want to fine kids
who stomp in mud puddles
and sue cities
that fill in potholes??

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153739.php


How many time has AL GORE been watching
WATERWORLD and THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW?
is he like KEVIN KOSNERS
dorky person MARINER?
where those silly gills and
the webbing in his hands and feet
whens he going tp start swimming
in the rediclous way
KOSNER did in WATERWORLD??

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153866.php


Whats byrd brain up to
why dose he support
ALITO
is it to help out
his ailing party?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154110.php


Looks like
PEE WEE HERMAN
vs
ANDRE THE GIANT
its a real unfair match

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154117.php


The peanut president
is spouting off again
why dont he just go back
to building homes
for the homeless
and quit trying to show
what a idiot
he is

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/154181.php


Calling MOON BASE ALPHA
the russians want to mine helium there
whats you got going there

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153956.php


Liberal support terrorists
the ACLU supports radicals
their teo peas
in the same rotten pod

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153889.php


Cindy Sheehan and her wackos
wont be there unless
they want to end up dead

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153993.php


What ever became of
taking three long deep breaths or
coming up behind them and
saying BOO?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153953.php


Hey whats become of
FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
has it just become
only for liberals and minorities?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153940.php


And everyone on the planet od RIEGEL V
stay out of the breeding caves
during the breeding season of the EEL BIRDS
since you know what happens when you stand
under where a bird
it sitting

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153927.php


The VULCAN urge to find a mate
is called PON FARR
and the EEL BIRDS of RIGELE V
must return to the caves
where they were hatched
or die in the trying

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153927.php


A hole on the O-Zone
there is no hole
ecept
in the heads of
enviromentalists wackos

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153921.php


He should stick his feet
in a nest of FIRE ANTS
and see what happens
the Foot Oder
would probibly kill them

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153920.php


Another TENEMAN SQUARE type massacare
with hapless chinamen
run over by tanks

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153913.php


Will they seek politcal asilum
now?
PANDAMONIUM

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153895.php


Hah its true
the X
the sex
anyday

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153898.php


And the UN wants to control
and monotor the internet
and regulate what we read
GET US OUT
of THE EVIL UN
the big head
of THE AXIS OF EVIL

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153878.php


Still not enough
this judge
should be canned

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153876.php


All that money
paid
for whale barf

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153868.php


If AL GORE were realy that serious
about global warming
then he would keep his big fat flapping piehole shut
and cut off all that HOT AIR
he is still s blabbering idiot
showing his fake slide show becuase
the US isnt getting on this
KYOTO TREATY crap

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153866.php


How do the people of
FRANCE
pronounce the presidents name?
LA GEEK

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153740.php


Is TINKERBELL
living in a condominium?
and have CHIDERELLAS
fairie god mother
moved to a apartment?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153739.php


The rules of taking moguis
DONT GET THEM WET
DONT EPOSE THEM TO LIGHT
AND NENEVER NEVER
FEED THEM
AFTER MIDNIGHT

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Do you know
what happens when
matter and antimatter
come in contact?
YOU GET
A TREMENDOIUS EXPLOSION

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153736.php


Micheal jackson is still
a pervert and a freak
BOYCOTT NEVERLAND

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153730.php


The deams have lost
their minds and
their own confedence

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153691.php


What a scoundrel
what a cad
what a reptile

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/153688.php