What do you see?
Here is a little image I got in a e-mail from a girl who bartended for me for several years and was married to one of my best friends.
Before you click the link to open the pop-up window, read the explaination below.
YOU'LL FIND THIS VERY INTERESTING
Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.
What they will see are the nine dolphins.
Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted.
Ok.... look at her crotch..... the V is the tail of one, start at the V and follow it down along her left leg. Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder..... see them now?
Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!
Don't go in there! Don't say I didn't warn you!
I got there and drove down to the entrance and got out and went in. Jenny was at the desk and said have a seat for a few minutes. So I waited and in about 10 minutes a red-headed perfect 10 woman named Susan came and took me in a small room and she said you must wait here 2 hours to see if you can stand the torture you will receive. Before I could say anything, she stripped me of my clothes, chained my hands to restraints hanging from the ceiling, chained my leggs to the floor, and gagged and blindfolded me.
I thought what have I gotten into as I heard her close the door. I stood there in pain for what seemed like eternity, and finally someone came in and unchained me and put handcuffs on my hands and feet and took me to another room. There I was introduced to Mistress Andrea. She ordered me on my knees, and instructed me to address her as Mistress Andrea, and only when asked to do so. I did as she said and she took off my gagg and blindfold. She then said I am going to turn you into a woman.
She told me to lie flat and she shaved all the hair from my legs, arms, and chest. She then put a corset on me that was so tight I could hardly breathe. She put breast inserts in my corset and then took the whip and hit me really hard across the ass, she said just a taste of what you'll get if you resist. By this time my dick was rock hard, she said I see that and if it goes off before I wish you
will get a beating you'll never forget. She then gave me a pair of fishnet hose and ordered me to put them on. I put them on and tried to fasten them to the garters, and she whipped me once more for taking so long. Then she took a butt-plug and shoved it in my ass. Then she put me in a special chair and strapped my neck to the top as well as my arms and leggs. She then put long fingernails on my hands and painted them red. She also put makeup on my face. I wanted to resist, but for some reason I was really enjoying it. She then put a brown long wig on me. She put a pair of 5 inch stilleto black heels on my feet and unchained me and put a leash on my neck and put me in a straight jacket and chained my feet. She said I'm going to take a break for a while, Susan is going to chain you to the bed and suck your dick, If you come I will beat you so don't come. I thought oh shit I was already about to cumm now.
Susan took the straight jacket off and chained my hands and feet to the bed as tight as she could. Susan asked me how gullible I could be to believe that this would be easy and not rough, but before I could answer, she stuck a vibrator the shape of a dick in my mouth and get used to it, you will have to do that next. She put a mask over my head to hold the vibrator in place, and put nipple clipps on my nipples under the pressure of the corset ouch!!
She then said I never get to whip anyone and she took the whip and struck me on the thighs till I was about to die. She then begin sucking my dick and it was about to burst, I shot forth in a blasting like motion, and I thought oh no more pain. She continued to suck and I continued to cumm. My whole body was shaking.
Then Mistress Andrea walked in and said I was in big trouble now. She took Susan and chained her to the wall and said I'll let him deal with you you were only supposed to suck his dick. She put me on a wheel and I was still masked and still had the vibrator in my mouth, she chained my midsection,hands,and feet and started turning the wheel, and I became dizzy very quickly. She then started whipping me with a long leather whip with knots at the ends of the strands. She hit me several times across the legs, and the louder I screamed the harder she hit. Remember I am still wearing the corset, mask, vibrator, butt plug, nipple clips, stockings and heels, so when the whip hit and I squirmed it made all those things intensly painful. She then stopped the wheel, put me on it backwards, so she could whip my ass. She beat me till I nearly bled.
She finally got tired and let me down and untied me, I came out of that gettup and took Andrea and Susan who were wearing latex bodysuits with open nipples and crotches, and shoved a vibrator up each of their asses and chained them both to the restraits hanging from the ceiling, and gagged and masked them both, I still had on the corset, stockings, and heels, I kinda liked the way they felt. I whipped them both. They were screaming with pleasure, then I shoved my rock hard member into their dripping wet pussys, I started with Susan and banged her hard, she cried for me to stop, but I gave her more, and I did the same to Andrea. So when all was done, I told them I would let them go on one condition, that they be my slaves, and so they are, and I punish them if they misbehave.
I don't care if this link gets worn out - I love having an On-line Orgasm!
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That'll be all that kind of talk for this week!
Cheers!