Divorced Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

The Manager replied, "Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00."

"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?", Ralph asked surprised.

The Manager replies, "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

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Wife and the Butler

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler to have the evening off.

The couple went to the ball and dinner. After an hour and a half, the wife told her husband that she was horrible bored and that she preferred to go home. The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people who were his new business partners.

So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer.

She moved forward and whispered in his ear.

"Take off my dress," she said.

"Now take off my bra..."

"Next remove my shoes and stockings."

"Now remove my garter belt and panties"

She then looked deep into his eyes and shouted, "Now, the next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!!!"

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