Wife and the Butler

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler to have the evening off.

The couple went to the ball and dinner. After an hour and a half, the wife told her husband that she was horrible bored and that she preferred to go home. The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people who were his new business partners.

So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer.

She moved forward and whispered in his ear.

"Take off my dress," she said.

"Now take off my bra..."

"Next remove my shoes and stockings."

"Now remove my garter belt and panties"

She then looked deep into his eyes and shouted, "Now, the next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!!!"

ยป by Madfish Willie on January 2 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Deferred

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Did they happen to mention if the butler was from south central Wisconsin?

Posted by: That 1 Guy on January 3, 2005 04:24 AM

No, T1G, the Bartender's just telling us what prompted his career change to the alcohol hospitality industry :-P

Posted by: Harvey on January 3, 2005 09:05 AM

But then again, good help is sooooooooooo hard to find.

Posted by: Rachel Ann on January 7, 2005 02:35 AM

I think the Bartender got caught wearin' the wife's clothes again. I don't see him around the saloon. He musta got fired :-P

Posted by: Harvey on January 7, 2005 11:56 PM

Funny one! I passed it along it's merry way....

Posted by: Joan on April 10, 2005 09:14 AM