There is
NO SEX
in the
Champagne Room
There might not be any sex in the Champagne Room, but you can join the comment party and post a link to whatever naughtiness you can rustle up. It can be a link to a post on your site, a link to a post on another site, a link to a pop-up image, or a link to another web site altogether.
[Please Note: These links might not be work safe]
Let me give Harvey a hand to get this party started!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 12, 2004 02:48 PM...so, how many of those did Harvey buy?...
Posted by: Eric on May 12, 2004 04:08 PMsince he is usually busier than a two-peckered billy goat... two... so far
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 12, 2004 04:10 PMHow To Pick Up A Couple... my kind of babe!
Here's a site for all you sick-ass smut-mongers:
http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/
Formatting buttons don't work in Mozilla, so just copy & paste, cuz I'm too lazy to format it by hand.
Posted by: Harvey on May 13, 2004 10:48 PMDonkey Punch... laughing my ass off.
Lazy, no count fucker... do it right or get the hell outta town.
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 13, 2004 10:54 PMHarvey... check this out. It's right up your alley!
Harvey has some Hot Licks for sale!
Eric's pecker points to his Cowboy Boots. I told him a real Cowboy would never take his hat off.
Eric also links to hot animal sex. Sick fucker!
Harvey's got some weird foot fetish thing going on over there. Man... is he a world-class FREAK!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 11:21 AMLawren at Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile has the scoop on a hot new issue of Playboy. Actually, I'm waiting for the Women of the Blogosphere issue to come out.
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 11:48 AMDa Goddess has a Cinderella story.
Answering Machine Messasge: Hello, you've reached Paul and Carolyn. We can't pick up the phone right now because we're doing something we really enjoy. Carolyn likes it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message and when we're done... [brushing our teeth],... we'll get back to you.
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 02:18 PMGoldie likes Text Sex. Hmmm... I always thought text sex was putting the pager in your pocket and calling yourself repeatedly.
via Goldie... Lori, the Downtown Chick has a list of Things To Do With Pantyliners. Funny stuff!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 02:32 PMGrumpyBunny is Feeling A Little Naked!
SilverBlue shows us The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause
Never surf without a condom.
Now you can look just like Janet Jackson with your very own wardrobe malfunction T-shirt:
http://www.jengajam.com/r/wardrobe-fail-t-shir
..you two are sick.. get me a Scotch and Water....
Posted by: Eric on May 17, 2004 05:37 PMI like this new incarnation of the champagne room... you just never know what you might find (or step on)...
Posted by: goldie on May 17, 2004 05:51 PMVenomous Kate has a one size fits all Chain Mail Condom... WTF?
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 17, 2004 10:33 PMEric Crazy fucker runs through airport security with no pants on!
A bad girl is nothing but a good girl who's been found out.Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 04:52 PM
Me and Eric are having a circle jerk! Be sure to scroll down the comments to find out where.
...that is totally obscene, Bartender... you should be pouring drinks.. instead of jerking off the patrons.. now, wash your damn hands, and get me a Scotch and Water..
Posted by: Eric on May 18, 2004 08:06 PMVenomous Kate tells us there is no joy in sexville!
Touch me in the morning... wasn't that a hit song back in the day... from one of those epic disaster movies?
Brittany Spears: Carpet Muncher
Radioactive Monastary gives us breasts to be proud of!
Bark like a dog!!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 09:24 AMWho let the dogs out?
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 09:24 AMGoober? But I didn't even know her!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 03:33 PMDaniel is bloging vibrators!
Harvey's wife is tired of him Spanking his Monkey. Jack-off idiot....
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 04:01 PMHarvey's having his own circle jerk and he's the pivot-man! Dumb-ass... you're not supposed to be in the middle... you get spood with goo in the middle!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 11:49 PMSusie: THAT was funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 21, 2004 12:11 PMSally really wanted to see what his Patronus looked like..
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 21, 2004 12:38 PMVia a bashful, unnamed pointer (who can claim credit here if she wants to) the lyrics to a parody of the song from Disney's "Alladin" - A Whole Nude World:
http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/loge/2471/nudeworld.html
It starts:
!Aladdin!
I can show you my penis,
Big and sparkling and splendid,
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.
I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways, and under
On my magic mattress ride.
click the link & get the whole thing.
Posted by: Harvey on May 24, 2004 08:52 AMGood one Harvey... where do you find shit like that... do you just spend hours and hours on the web searching for pervey stuff or what?
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 11:18 AMI found a picture of Harvey... fucking dickhead!!
A letter from one of Madfish Willie's fans.
Oh, and here's something that happened at Madfish Willie's just the other night:
This little short guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was about to end my life -- then, you show up and drink the damn poison."
Hey, Bartender... I think that's a picture of YOU [3 comments up], cuz all the dicks are limp.
Oh, and that fan-mail? You DO realize that's a guy, right? Bony knuckles, tiny nipples, and I'm sure it's just a *coincidence* that the picture cuts off at the neck so you can't see how pronounced the adam's apple is. Tranny-fan mail.
Posted by: Harvey on May 24, 2004 08:44 PMDoesn't matter... I'm fucking her anyway! LMAO
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 09:30 PMAnnika awards the Huge Comment of the Week!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 10:02 PMLinda's brain blurted out How About An Extra Pair Of Balls?
Don't go golfing with the Geek! No telling what you may end up with.
LeeAnn has tells us what kind of man a woman is attracted to.
Hey Bartender! Physics Geek's explaining what happened in your barn the other night
Posted by: Harvey on May 25, 2004 10:48 AMbtw: I'd like to nominate Linda from Auterrific for COTBB status *grin*
Posted by: goldie on May 25, 2004 06:02 PMThe Ace of Spades Sex Blog! Don't miss these tawdry tales of spanking and anal sex!!
Thank you for the nomination! This is obviously the first place I'll come (no pun intended) to put my smut.
Posted by: Linda on May 26, 2004 06:58 AMDarren has the case of Spanky the Clown
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 26, 2004 12:08 PMIt took me long enough, but I figured I'd get in on the action.
Just because it's on topic, I'd like to point you at this post.
I believe that it fits right into the spirit of the Champagne Room. Of course, I could be wrong.
Posted by: physics geek on May 26, 2004 02:34 PMLawrenkm's got a picture of Harvey's Underpants!
Linda says if you buy a Porche you get laid more... well, no shit!
I thought I'd highlight one of my HOT N STEAMY poems here.
Posted by: Linda on May 27, 2004 09:52 AMSally has a Porn Phone
Bartender - not my undies. First, they ain't silk. Second, there's no yellow stain in the front.
Also, it looks like Sally's been breakin' in her Porn Phone.
Posted by: Harvey on May 27, 2004 12:33 PMAh FUCK! Bartender got the phone first :-(
Posted by: Harvey on May 27, 2004 12:34 PMThat's the last time I ever bother wasting precious minutes previewing my fucking comments.
Posted by: Harvey on May 27, 2004 12:34 PMAnna gives out the third DickHead of the Day Harvey Award!
SilverBlue has some advice from Cosmo
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 27, 2004 12:54 PM Britnocchio... what a beautiful ass!!!
And I laughed and laughed. . . .
I stumbled on this while doing a Google search. It was a VERY PURE THOUGHT I was searching for, and yet I found this site:
I'm sure that the lovable patrols of MFWCS will have no problems adding to this list, yes?
Heh.
Patrols? Pantrons?
PATRONS. I meant to type PATRONS. Sheeeeeeeeeeeezsh.
Posted by: Emma on May 28, 2004 04:46 AMBunsen bops the Olsen Twins
Pam shows us when is gonna be a bad day. Harvey doesn't have to worry.
Jesus Fucking Christ, Bartender!
Put a "don't look at this, guys!" warning on #77.
OW! OW! OW!
Hey - drinks are on the new girl!!! Shots all around.
Posted by: Tammi on May 28, 2004 06:24 PMWait... I'm sorry, I wasn't listening... what am I supposed to shoot on the new girl?
Is it just me or does this page have trouble displaying
Posted by: pylorns on May 30, 2004 01:21 PMPylorns - you need to pick a skin before it works right. If the page looks all white & unformatted, go way down on the left until you find the "skin the site" section.
Or it could just be that the Bartender's a dork :-P
Posted by: Harvey on May 31, 2004 09:35 AMStop staring at Goldie's Boobies!
Jane gives us instructions on how to Get Laid With Hypnosis Technique
Hey Honey,
Are you dinkin' around with your CSS?
(Gawd, isn't "tech" tawk just like bar tawk? LMAOOOOOOO!!)
Posted by: Emma on June 2, 2004 11:13 PMHot Animal Sex! aka Dating Tips from the Animal Kingdom
Posted by: Madfish Willie on June 3, 2004 12:55 PMGoldie is one with her computer?
Eric steals ladies underwear! What a FREAK!!
So I hear the Cyber saloon makes the best jellybean martini in honor of the latest "dead" president....I'll take ten...and then I'll go sleep in the corner...by the way...Moxie is on her game http://moxie.nu/blog.php...a quote...
There were thousands of people up in Simi Valley today paying their respects to Ronald Reagan. Consuela, my Mexican Maid said she thinks most of them are Democrats who just want to make sure he’s really dead.
Oh well, back to the corner of the bar.
Posted by: Darren on June 8, 2004 02:49 AMMake mine a White Russian
On second thought, make that a Dead Russian, and God bless all the Cold Warriors, wherever they are ;-)
Posted by: Harvey on June 8, 2004 09:28 AMI'm just sober enough to try this one:
2oz Kahlua
2oz Ouzo
I'll call it the Black Lesbian
Plain and Simple......Sweet N Sassy is Always Victoria....
Posted by: Sweet N Sassy on June 12, 2004 01:42 PMThat's one big penis!
Posted by: Linda on June 14, 2004 09:15 AM