Tales From The Champagne Room

There is
NO SEX
in the
Champagne Room

There might not be any sex in the Champagne Room, but you can join the comment party and post a link to whatever naughtiness you can rustle up. It can be a link to a post on your site, a link to a post on another site, a link to a pop-up image, or a link to another web site altogether.

[Please Note: These links might not be work safe]


» by Madfish Willie on June 12 :: Permalink :: Comments (93) :: Champagne Room
» Bad Example links with: WHAT TO DO WITH DIRTY THINGS
» Bad Example links with: BULLSHIT!
» Bad Example links with: NAUGHTINESS ABOUNDS
» Physics Geek links with: It's time for some linky love
» Auterrific links with: Testing
» Bad Example links with: I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING
» Miss Apropos links with: It shouldn't have to be that hard --

Trackbacks to Tales From The Champagne Room
WHAT TO DO WITH DIRTY THINGS
Excerpt: So you're surfing around the web, and you come across this filthy, dirty, disgusting - yet highly entertaining - bit of adult-oriented entertainment. It's just too "not safe for work" to put on your blog, but it'd still be a...
Weblog: Bad Example
Tracked: May 17, 2004 10:53 AM
BULLSHIT!
Excerpt: I'm a huge Penn & Teller fan, but I'm too cheap to pay for Showtime, and all my friends are cheap-asses, too, so I've been missing out on their series "Bullshit!" Fortunately, thanks to an early Father's Day gift from...
Weblog: Bad Example
Tracked: May 22, 2004 12:16 AM
NAUGHTINESS ABOUNDS
Excerpt: Have you checked the fine adult action happening in the Champagne Room lately? The drunken debauchery is rolling along unabated, and things just keep getting... well, whatever it is they're getting, they're getting more so....
Weblog: Bad Example
Tracked: May 25, 2004 08:46 AM
It's time for some linky love
Excerpt: Well, this will be a miniature linkfest because of increased responsibilties at work. Bastards actually want me to earn my salary. ::sniff:: Anyway, here goes: Michael Fumento takes on the subject of stem cell research. Researchers are engaged in a...
Weblog: Physics Geek
Tracked: May 25, 2004 03:25 PM
Testing
Excerpt: Testing template changes.... This is only a test... Do not attempt to adjust your monitor... Go directly to The Champagne Room... Remember... There is NO SEX in The Champagne Room. As you can see, the blog has encountered some changes...
Weblog: Auterrific
Tracked: May 27, 2004 03:20 PM
I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING
Excerpt: While perusing a few links in the Champagne Room, I found this link that Emma of Miss Appropos left. It's a list of slang terms for various sexually-related things. Now, I spent 6 years the Navy, and I thought I'd...
Weblog: Bad Example
Tracked: May 29, 2004 07:56 PM
It shouldn't have to be that hard --
Excerpt: You'd think that you could just plop a template in, and badda bing! You're done. But no. Movable Type's Index page had to go and parse itself nearly out of existence. I mean, for no earthly reason. Arrrrgh! Thank you...
Weblog: Miss Apropos
Tracked: June 3, 2004 03:03 AM
Bullshitters

Let me give Harvey a hand to get this party started!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 12, 2004 02:48 PM

...so, how many of those did Harvey buy?...

Posted by: Eric on May 12, 2004 04:08 PM

since he is usually busier than a two-peckered billy goat... two... so far

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 12, 2004 04:10 PM

How To Pick Up A Couple... my kind of babe!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 12, 2004 11:24 PM

Here's a site for all you sick-ass smut-mongers:

http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/

Formatting buttons don't work in Mozilla, so just copy & paste, cuz I'm too lazy to format it by hand.

Posted by: Harvey on May 13, 2004 10:48 PM

Donkey Punch... laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 13, 2004 10:53 PM

Lazy, no count fucker... do it right or get the hell outta town.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 13, 2004 10:54 PM

Harvey... check this out. It's right up your alley!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 13, 2004 11:05 PM

Harvey has some Hot Licks for sale!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 10:44 AM

Eric's pecker points to his Cowboy Boots. I told him a real Cowboy would never take his hat off.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 10:46 AM

Eric also links to hot animal sex. Sick fucker!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 10:47 AM

Harvey's got some weird foot fetish thing going on over there. Man... is he a world-class FREAK!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 11:21 AM

Lawren at Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile has the scoop on a hot new issue of Playboy. Actually, I'm waiting for the Women of the Blogosphere issue to come out.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 11:48 AM

Da Goddess has a Cinderella story.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 01:51 PM

Answering Machine Messasge: Hello, you've reached Paul and Carolyn. We can't pick up the phone right now because we're doing something we really enjoy. Carolyn likes it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message and when we're done... [brushing our teeth],... we'll get back to you.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 02:18 PM

Goldie likes Text Sex. Hmmm... I always thought text sex was putting the pager in your pocket and calling yourself repeatedly.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 02:29 PM

via Goldie... Lori, the Downtown Chick has a list of Things To Do With Pantyliners. Funny stuff!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 02:32 PM

GrumpyBunny is Feeling A Little Naked!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 02:35 PM

SilverBlue shows us The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause


Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 15, 2004 11:21 AM

Never surf without a condom.

Posted by: El Dorado on May 15, 2004 10:27 PM

Now you can look just like Janet Jackson with your very own wardrobe malfunction T-shirt:

http://www.jengajam.com/r/wardrobe-fail-t-shir

Posted by: Harvey on May 16, 2004 02:31 PM

..you two are sick.. get me a Scotch and Water....

Posted by: Eric on May 17, 2004 05:37 PM

I like this new incarnation of the champagne room... you just never know what you might find (or step on)...

Posted by: goldie on May 17, 2004 05:51 PM

Venomous Kate has a one size fits all Chain Mail Condom... WTF?

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 17, 2004 10:33 PM

Eric Crazy fucker runs through airport security with no pants on!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 03:29 PM
A bad girl is nothing but a good girl who's been found out.
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 04:52 PM

Me and Eric are having a circle jerk! Be sure to scroll down the comments to find out where.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 06:07 PM

...that is totally obscene, Bartender... you should be pouring drinks.. instead of jerking off the patrons.. now, wash your damn hands, and get me a Scotch and Water..

Posted by: Eric on May 18, 2004 08:06 PM

Venomous Kate tells us there is no joy in sexville!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 08:48 PM

Touch me in the morning... wasn't that a hit song back in the day... from one of those epic disaster movies?

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 08:55 PM

Brittany Spears: Carpet Muncher

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 09:13 PM

Radioactive Monastary gives us breasts to be proud of!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 09:44 PM

Bad Dog!

Posted by: Harvey on May 19, 2004 07:28 AM

Bark like a dog!!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 09:24 AM

Who let the dogs out?

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 09:24 AM

Eric's Boobies!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 09:31 AM

Goober? But I didn't even know her!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 03:33 PM

Daniel is bloging vibrators!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 03:46 PM

Harvey's wife is tired of him Spanking his Monkey. Jack-off idiot....

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 04:01 PM

Harvey's having his own circle jerk and he's the pivot-man! Dumb-ass... you're not supposed to be in the middle... you get spood with goo in the middle!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 11:49 PM

The story of a suspicious penis

Posted by: Susie on May 20, 2004 10:16 PM

Susie: THAT was funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 21, 2004 12:11 PM

Sally really wanted to see what his Patronus looked like..

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 21, 2004 12:38 PM

Via a bashful, unnamed pointer (who can claim credit here if she wants to) the lyrics to a parody of the song from Disney's "Alladin" - A Whole Nude World:

http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/loge/2471/nudeworld.html

It starts:

!Aladdin!
I can show you my penis,
Big and sparkling and splendid,
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.

I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways, and under
On my magic mattress ride.

click the link & get the whole thing.

Posted by: Harvey on May 24, 2004 08:52 AM

Good one Harvey... where do you find shit like that... do you just spend hours and hours on the web searching for pervey stuff or what?

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 11:18 AM

I found a picture of Harvey... fucking dickhead!!


Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 03:05 PM

A letter from one of Madfish Willie's fans.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 03:15 PM

Oh, and here's something that happened at Madfish Willie's just the other night:

This little short guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was about to end my life -- then, you show up and drink the damn poison."

Posted by: Harvey on May 24, 2004 08:39 PM

Hey, Bartender... I think that's a picture of YOU [3 comments up], cuz all the dicks are limp.

Oh, and that fan-mail? You DO realize that's a guy, right? Bony knuckles, tiny nipples, and I'm sure it's just a *coincidence* that the picture cuts off at the neck so you can't see how pronounced the adam's apple is. Tranny-fan mail.

Posted by: Harvey on May 24, 2004 08:44 PM

Doesn't matter... I'm fucking her anyway! LMAO

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 09:30 PM

Annika awards the Huge Comment of the Week!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 10:02 PM

Linda's brain blurted out How About An Extra Pair Of Balls?

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 10:05 PM

Don't go golfing with the Geek! No telling what you may end up with.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 10:55 PM

LeeAnn has tells us what kind of man a woman is attracted to.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 24, 2004 11:27 PM

Hey Bartender! Physics Geek's explaining what happened in your barn the other night

Posted by: Harvey on May 25, 2004 10:48 AM

btw: I'd like to nominate Linda from Auterrific for COTBB status *grin*

Posted by: goldie on May 25, 2004 06:02 PM

The Ace of Spades Sex Blog! Don't miss these tawdry tales of spanking and anal sex!!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 25, 2004 08:33 PM

Thank you for the nomination! This is obviously the first place I'll come (no pun intended) to put my smut.

Posted by: Linda on May 26, 2004 06:58 AM

Darren has the case of Spanky the Clown

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 26, 2004 12:08 PM

It took me long enough, but I figured I'd get in on the action.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh on May 26, 2004 02:19 PM

Dammit, the link didn't work.

Go here

Posted by: Johnny - Oh on May 26, 2004 02:20 PM

Just because it's on topic, I'd like to point you at this post.

I believe that it fits right into the spirit of the Champagne Room. Of course, I could be wrong.

Posted by: physics geek on May 26, 2004 02:34 PM

Lawrenkm's got a picture of Harvey's Underpants!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 26, 2004 05:26 PM

Linda says if you buy a Porche you get laid more... well, no shit!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 26, 2004 09:47 PM

I thought I'd highlight one of my HOT N STEAMY poems here.

Posted by: Linda on May 27, 2004 09:52 AM

Sally has a Porn Phone

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 27, 2004 12:27 PM

Bartender - not my undies. First, they ain't silk. Second, there's no yellow stain in the front.

Also, it looks like Sally's been breakin' in her Porn Phone.

Posted by: Harvey on May 27, 2004 12:33 PM

Ah FUCK! Bartender got the phone first :-(

Posted by: Harvey on May 27, 2004 12:34 PM

That's the last time I ever bother wasting precious minutes previewing my fucking comments.

Posted by: Harvey on May 27, 2004 12:34 PM

Anna gives out the third DickHead of the Day Harvey Award!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 27, 2004 12:37 PM

SilverBlue has some advice from Cosmo

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 27, 2004 12:54 PM

Jime keeps talking about his nuts... or sumthin'...

Posted by: Harvey on May 27, 2004 01:52 PM

Britnocchio... what a beautiful ass!!!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 27, 2004 09:11 PM

And I laughed and laughed. . . .

I stumbled on this while doing a Google search. It was a VERY PURE THOUGHT I was searching for, and yet I found this site:

Fact Index.com - Sexual Slang

I'm sure that the lovable patrols of MFWCS will have no problems adding to this list, yes?

Heh.

Posted by: Emma on May 28, 2004 04:45 AM

Patrols? Pantrons?

PATRONS. I meant to type PATRONS. Sheeeeeeeeeeeezsh.

Posted by: Emma on May 28, 2004 04:46 AM

Bunsen bops the Olsen Twins

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 28, 2004 07:48 AM

Pam shows us when is gonna be a bad day. Harvey doesn't have to worry.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 28, 2004 02:10 PM

Jesus Fucking Christ, Bartender!

Put a "don't look at this, guys!" warning on #77.

OW! OW! OW!

Posted by: Harvey on May 28, 2004 06:05 PM

Hey - drinks are on the new girl!!! Shots all around.

Posted by: Tammi on May 28, 2004 06:24 PM

Wait... I'm sorry, I wasn't listening... what am I supposed to shoot on the new girl?

Posted by: Harvey on May 28, 2004 09:05 PM

Is it just me or does this page have trouble displaying

Posted by: pylorns on May 30, 2004 01:21 PM

Pylorns - you need to pick a skin before it works right. If the page looks all white & unformatted, go way down on the left until you find the "skin the site" section.

Or it could just be that the Bartender's a dork :-P

Posted by: Harvey on May 31, 2004 09:35 AM

Stop staring at Goldie's Boobies!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on June 1, 2004 11:35 AM

Jane gives us instructions on how to Get Laid With Hypnosis Technique

Posted by: Madfish Willie on June 1, 2004 11:40 AM

Hey Honey,

Are you dinkin' around with your CSS?

(Gawd, isn't "tech" tawk just like bar tawk? LMAOOOOOOO!!)

Posted by: Emma on June 2, 2004 11:13 PM

Hot Animal Sex! aka Dating Tips from the Animal Kingdom

Posted by: Madfish Willie on June 3, 2004 12:55 PM

Goldie is one with her computer?

Posted by: Madfish Willie on June 4, 2004 01:31 PM

Eric steals ladies underwear! What a FREAK!!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on June 4, 2004 02:02 PM

So I hear the Cyber saloon makes the best jellybean martini in honor of the latest "dead" president....I'll take ten...and then I'll go sleep in the corner...by the way...Moxie is on her game http://moxie.nu/blog.php...a quote...

There were thousands of people up in Simi Valley today paying their respects to Ronald Reagan. Consuela, my Mexican Maid said she thinks most of them are Democrats who just want to make sure he’s really dead.

Oh well, back to the corner of the bar.

Posted by: Darren on June 8, 2004 02:49 AM

Make mine a White Russian

On second thought, make that a Dead Russian, and God bless all the Cold Warriors, wherever they are ;-)

Posted by: Harvey on June 8, 2004 09:28 AM

I'm just sober enough to try this one:

2oz Kahlua
2oz Ouzo

I'll call it the Black Lesbian

Posted by: Marty on June 8, 2004 10:28 PM

Plain and Simple......Sweet N Sassy is Always Victoria....

Posted by: Sweet N Sassy on June 12, 2004 01:42 PM

That's one big penis!

Posted by: Linda on June 14, 2004 09:15 AM