Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

First are the Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me. They get all the gratuitous linkage I can put in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section and get a single link to their post.

Harvey from Bad Money explains Why there is no sex in The Champagne Room. Be sure to read the comments.

It seems that Harvey does most of his dirty talking over in Susie's comments here and here.

Phil at Flying Chair sends in this tale of of all night drunken debauchery. Gaddamn that guy can drink! If you're every in the States holler and we'll go out and get puking drunk together on Vodka!

jmoff at Blogasm.org wants to Take You To Another Level. and to answer his question... Well of course!

Jim at Snooze Button Dreams wants to make payments on a 3 Day Hard On.

Venomous Kate has a friend how shows us her ass while all tied up! I'd like to tie Kate up and bite her on the ass! WooHoo!

Bacchus at ErosBlog wants us to look at some Lesbian Pr0n! Then look at The Lawnmower Man!

Chad at Chokey Chicken gives us this picture.

Joey at Buggre All This goes to The Eye Doctor.

Margi at As I See It.. discusses Internet Erotica.

This is Ilyka's Conversation that started it all.

JaxVenus at Days Go By has a joke that needs to be Enlarged.

Don at Anger Management discusses Forced Sex and Fantasy Fulfillment.

Finn the Viking tells us about the Concorde's 11 Mile High Club

Eric at Straight White Guy goes a googlin' for "johnny wilkinson buttocks".

Groovy Cartoons show what happens when One Of The Girls Calls In Sick.

Jen at Jennifer's History & Stuff wonders What Is Wrong With People? and has a Judge Joke.

Mr Green gices us a church sign.

Daniel at DFMoore: Pizzazz... has a Morality Question. the action is in the comments.

Heather at Angelweave is Famous for naked women.

Pam at Pamibe is blogging nekked!

Dana at Note-It Posts has been trying to tell Harvey, but ...

Eric reports the demise of Penthouse Mag.

SilverBlue brings us a pic of Monica, a PMS cartoon, a new drink called Mount & Do, and a sexy Underwear Model!

JaxVenus tells us there nothing wrong with a Fuck Buddy. I have to agree with her.

Harvey suggests a probong by Space Aliens?

Jen is featured star of SuckWatch.

LeeAnn at The Cheese Stands Alone is an angel! She tapped the Victoria's Secret Fashion for her man, GM1.

Tiger of Tiger, raggin & rantin, reports that Kate has a funny feeling in her pants!

Jen is looking for songs to Get Your Groove On to.

According to The Commisar at The Politburo Diktat, Lesbians Hate Dick
! Well, no shit Sherlock.

Eric is Weird. Check out LeeAnn in the comments.

IcyPolecat at Excet by Robert shows us Winnie the Poo!

Finally, we get to Helen and Helen and Helen.

Now go take a shower and hose yourself off!