Jokes by Kang A Roo
Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo
First Kangaroo: How do we know that insects are so clever ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they always know when your eating outside !
First Kangaroo: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you ?
Second Kangaroo: A pool table !
First Kangaroo: What lives in gum trees ?
Second Kangaroo: Stick insects !
First Kangaroo: What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?
Second Kangaroo: He just beetled off !
First Kangaroo: What is the insect's favourite game ?
Second Kangaroo: Cricket !
First Kangaroo: What's an insects best chat up line ?
Second Kangaroo: Pardon me, but is this stool taken !
First Kangaroo: What has four wheels and flies ?
Second Kangaroo: A rubbish bin !
First Kangaroo: Where would you put an injured insect ?
Second Kangaroo: In an antbulance !
Cheers!