Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: How do we know that insects are so clever ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they always know when your eating outside !

First Kangaroo: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you ?
Second Kangaroo: A pool table !

First Kangaroo: What lives in gum trees ?
Second Kangaroo: Stick insects !

First Kangaroo: What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?
Second Kangaroo: He just beetled off !

First Kangaroo: What is the insect's favourite game ?
Second Kangaroo: Cricket !

First Kangaroo: What's an insects best chat up line ?
Second Kangaroo: Pardon me, but is this stool taken !

First Kangaroo: What has four wheels and flies ?
Second Kangaroo: A rubbish bin !

First Kangaroo: Where would you put an injured insect ?
Second Kangaroo: In an antbulance !


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