Beer Fart

One particular night a couple of years ago while Eric, one of Corner of the Bar Gang, was going to college, he'd been out on a big drunk at Madfish Willie's and we didn't get him to his house until after the bar closed.

He had an early class the next day - a lab to be precise. He managed to drag his sorry ass out of bed and just barely made it to class on time.

The lab he was in that day had wooden seats and was very uncomfortable. Halfway through the lab Eric started nodding out, chin bouncing off his chest as he drifted in and out of consciousness. He finally laid his head down on the desk in front of him, drool running out the side of his mouth and puddling on the desk as he drifted off into sleepyland.

All of a sudden he awoke to the sound of an explosive fart. He looked around and started laughing along with everybody else. Then he realized everybody was looking at him and laughing.

Eric was the one that farted while he was asleep and he woke himself up.

What a dumb-ass! I guess that taught him to stay home and study instead of out galavanting around when he had school the next day!


by Madfish Willie on November 7 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Adventures of Madfish
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Hey, you crazy bastard!!

heh..I guess that just goes to show you that going to Madfish Willie's will corrupt your mind AND you, after this post, I think the drinks are on YOU for a change...and I'll have a Scotch and Water...heh!

Posted by: Eric on November 7, 2003 05:43 AM

Well, at least now I know where all those noxious smells are coming from. Barkeep, turn the fan on, would ya?

Posted by: Harvey on November 7, 2003 10:22 AM

Well, I may be smellin' up the place, but at least you got my friggin' LINKS corrected, you turn on the fan for Harvey, and get me a Red Headed Slut...

Posted by: Eric on November 7, 2003 04:10 PM

Hey Mr. Bartender,

Something's strange with your site. The tables look odd. Some entries are layered on top of others.

Is it just me???

Posted by: Linda on November 7, 2003 09:58 PM

I've been experimenting on a couple of things for my site and missed a closing tag. Oops... my bad!

Posted by: The Bartender on November 7, 2003 11:23 PM
Let's hear your bullshit

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