Funny Friday

Madfish Willie told me to end the week off on a good note, so here's a bar joke followed by the funniest shit I could dig up around the blogosphere.

C-ing I Dog

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go in and have a drink. Unfortunately, the bar didn't allow dogs. There was no place to safely secure the dogs, so they started thinking of ideas to get in the bar. Then one of the guys had an idea.

"Just watch me and follow my lead," he said.

He walked into the bar with his dog and the bartender stopped and said to him, "I'm sorry but I can't let you in here."

The guy looked at the bartender and asked, "Why not?"

The bartender replied, "Well, we don't allow dogs into the bar."

"But this is my seeing eye dog," the guy said.

"Oh, I'm sorry sir come on in, and by the way, nice golden retriever."

The guy went into the bar and the second guy walked in with his dog. The bartender stopped him and told him he can't let him in. When asked why not the bartender replied that you cannot have dogs in his bar.

"But this is my seeing eye dog," said the second guy.

The bartender looked at the man and then looked at the dog. After a while he said, "Sir, ah… um… a Chihuahua?"

The man looked a little puzzled and then said, "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"

Now from around the blogosphere:

SilverBlue gives us three stinkers! [Usually his stuff is really good.]

Eric at Straight White Guy gives us: Top 25 Strange Children's Books *Not* recommended by the National Library Assoc.

SilverBlue comes back with a little better effort with this cartoon.

CDHall at Spacecraft has a funny Farmer's Joke.

Over at Wacking Day, I found Another completely meaningless space-filling poll. You'll have to dig around and find funny stuff in this one.

JaxVenus at Days Go By has Things That Make You Go Hmmmm...

Bussorah at Wicked Thoughts has some good Lawyer Jokes.

Jim from Snooze Button Dreams wants Order In The Court. Fucking goofy... that's a classic!

Ted from Rocket Jones explains Why Men Make Bad Secretaries!

Eric has a joke about The Royal Family.

Jim wonders... What Were They Thinking? You will too.

Finally... Madfish found a date for Don... I hope he's an ass man.