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Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo


First Kangaroo: What is a baby bee ?
Second Kangaroo: A little humbug !

First Kangaroo: What is the bees favourite film ?
Second Kangaroo: The Sting !

First Kangaroo: Who is the bees favourite singer ?
Second Kangaroo: Sting !

First Kangaroo: Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
Second Kangaroo: The bee gees !

First Kangaroo: What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?
Second Kangaroo: Swarm here isn't it !

First Kangaroo: Where do bees keep their money ?
Second Kangaroo: In a honey box !

First Kangaroo: What TV station do bees watch ?
Second Kangaroo: Bee bee c one!

First Kangaroo: What's a bees favourite novel ?
Second Kangaroo: The Great Gats-bee !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
Second Kangaroo: A hum dinger !

First Kangaroo: How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
Second Kangaroo: A humdred !

Cheers!


by GoatHead on November 2 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Dumb Ass Jokes
Abject Apathetic Procrastination links with: It seems the joke is on me

Bullshitters

Bees keep money in theirs? That's not what *I* put in a honey box...

Posted by: Harvey on November 3, 2003 09:23 AM
Let's hear your bullshit









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