Moe's Toast...
"Here's to you and here's to me,
Friends may we always be!
But, if by chance we disagree,
Up yours! Here's to me!"
Yogism
"Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
Quotes on Drinking:
"When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have the second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me." William Faulkner
Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Women, despite all your years of trying to understand them, including your intimate familiarity with Freudian psychology, the occasional intelligence- gathering glance at Cosmo, and the memorization of these seventy-three things a man should know about them, will always remain a mystery.
ClueBat Insults
Thou quailing, motley-minded measle!
Movie Madness
Big Pant Trekking
Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Morrocan (click thru for the really good stuff)
zit howa: Get Fucked
tinny zep: Kiss my dick
mo: Derogatory for a Moroccan
malik maloof: Your king is a pig
FUCK OFF SUCK MY DICK UR ALL TWATS GO LIK UR MOMS FANNY CRACK
Posted by: Eden Seager on December 18, 2003 07:59 AM