Shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' here:
The guy replies, “No I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks heavily every weekend, then beats up my sister. So every Monday morning I go over to make sure she's alright.
She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another,
and the next thing you know I'm fucking her.”
The boss says, “You fuck your sister?”
The guy replies, “Hey, I told you I was sick.”
Sounds like that was a self portrait, you sick suminabitch...
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 9, 2005 07:30 PMFuckinay, gimme a Glenfiddich. Oh, and she was me cousin, not me sister. You know, just to clear things up here.
:-D
That explains so much about my blog lineage.
Posted by: Contagion on May 10, 2005 01:28 PMContagion... I was thinking that same thing. BTW, I sent Grau and Harv a Mother's Day card that started with, "Are you switch or are you bitch? ARe you my Mother?"
Odd family the BE family.
Posted by: Boudicca on May 10, 2005 09:57 PM