All Right Bitches, Who Wants What?

Shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' here:

A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, I can't come in today, I'm sick. He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, I can't come in today, I'm sick.The boss asks the foreman about him and he replies, He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him.So the next day the boss calls the guy into his office and says, You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?”

The guy replies, “No I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks heavily every weekend, then beats up my sister. So every Monday morning I go over to make sure she's alright.
She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another,
and the next thing you know I'm fucking her.”

The boss says, “You fuck your sister?”

The guy replies, “Hey, I told you I was sick.”

And that's where the Bad Example Family came from.

» by Harvey on May 8 :: Permalink :: Comments (4) :: Jokes

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Sounds like that was a self portrait, you sick suminabitch...

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 9, 2005 07:30 PM

Fuckinay, gimme a Glenfiddich. Oh, and she was me cousin, not me sister. You know, just to clear things up here.

Posted by: tommy on May 9, 2005 08:44 PM

That explains so much about my blog lineage.

Posted by: Contagion on May 10, 2005 01:28 PM

Contagion... I was thinking that same thing. BTW, I sent Grau and Harv a Mother's Day card that started with, "Are you switch or are you bitch? ARe you my Mother?"

Odd family the BE family.

Posted by: Boudicca on May 10, 2005 09:57 PM