Wanted: Part-Time Bartenders.
Must be able to tell Jokes... Dirty Jokes... Really Dirty Jokes... Lame-Ass Jokes... Limericks... etc.
Politcally incorrect preferred.
Ability to insult customers a plus.
Must be talentless hack who think they are funny [See Bad Example].
Leave e-mail address in comments and my Bar Manager, Herbey, will set up interview and give you a set of keys.
UnEqual Opportunity Employer - If I don't like you - you're fired!
Up Yours! Willie. Too lazy to even write down a nasty joke or two for nearly six months, and now he wants someone else to "swoop in" and save his ass.
It's about time you asked for some help over here...I'd volunteer, but I'm too damn lazy, and can't tell a joke to save my own life. At any rate, it's good to know you're still alive.
Posted by: Johnny - Oh on May 7, 2005 10:00 AMI was trying to drive up my comment to post ratio... so shut your pie-hold you punk!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 7, 2005 07:54 PMAnd actually, I was hopin someone would "swoop in" and KISS my ass!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 7, 2005 07:55 PMUmmm... I'm not into ass kissin', or bartendin'... I was just passing through to see if you were home yet.
I think I'll just come back later... :)
Posted by: Boudicca on May 7, 2005 10:34 PM.. you know the drill asshelmet... Scotch and Water... from the top shelf this time....
Posted by: Eric on May 8, 2005 09:43 AMBite me, you ellipsis butt-ranger...
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 8, 2005 05:56 PMEric, you're a fuckin' dumbass. Don't you know by now that the Bartender only keeps bottles of "Old Urine Sample" Whiskey on the top shelf?
Anything that's worth a crap is stuffed in the broom closet behind Inflatable Katie.
Posted by: Harvey on May 8, 2005 11:19 PM.. I see you retards haven't changed a bit...
Posted by: Eric on May 9, 2005 08:50 AM