2 Midgets 2 Hookers

Two midgets pick up a couple of hookers and take then to their Vegas hotel room for a little fun. After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn't go as planned. The first midget not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting "One, two, three, huh!" over and over. In the morning his pal asks him, "So how was it?"

"I can't believe how much it sucked," says the first midget. "I couldn't get hard all night. I'm so ashamed." The second midget answers, "You think that's bad? I
couldn't even get up on the bed!"

ยป by Madfish Willie on September 13 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Jokes

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Thats great. i'm a fan of midget jokes.. hehehe

Posted by: pylorns on September 13, 2004 01:38 PM

Ok bartender, pour one for the house. That one was actually funny! :-D

Posted by: Larry Morin on September 13, 2004 04:22 PM

Both of those sound like dates I've had.

Posted by: Tammi on September 13, 2004 09:08 PM

So wheres Harvey's Blog Party at the Bar?

Lazy bum wouldn't show anyway probably :)

Posted by: BloodSpite on September 14, 2004 08:48 PM

I can't make it to the comment party, I'm a little tied up right now.

By the way, could somebody please check the lost & found for a set of handcuff keys?

Posted by: Harvey on September 15, 2004 10:17 AM