Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?
Kang A Roo: Cold ones !

Harv E Roo: Why do elephants have trunks ?
Kang A Roo: Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

Harv E Roo: How do you fit five elephants into a car ?
Kang A Roo: Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Harv E Roo: How does an elephant get out of a small car ?
Kang A Roo: The same way that he got in !

Harv E Roo: Why did the elephant cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: Because the chicken was having a day off !

Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole ?
Kang A Roo: Lost !

Harv E Roo: What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?
Kang A Roo: "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Harv E Roo: How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?
Kang A Roo: Take all the matches out first !

Harv E Roo: What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus ?
Kang A Roo: The police made him bring it back !

Harv E Roo: Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo ?
Kang A Roo: Because he'd rather go to the movies !