Horth

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The Horth
This couple owns a horse farm, and gets a call from a friend, who tells them, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives, and the owners ask if he wants a male or female horse.

"A female horth", the midget replies. So the owners show him a mare.

The midget says, "Wet me thee her feet." So they pick up and inspect all her feet.

"Nith looking horth, can you pick me up an' wet me thee her mouf?" So the guy picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nith mouf, hold me up a little higher tho I can thee her eyeths?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's eyes.

"Ok, waise me up a wittle higher tho I can wook in her eerths." Now the owner is getting a little pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him
the horses ears.

"OK, now, tan I see her twat?" With that, the owner picks up the midget walks around behind and shoves his head up the horse's vagina, then pulls him out.

Shaking his head and wiping his face, the midget says, "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Tan I thee her wun awownd?