Life & Times of Madfish Willie

Eric rolls into Madfish Willie's last night, but Madfish Willie refused to serve him. "You've had too much to drink," he said. "I'm not serving you." Five minutes later, Eric came in again. Madfish stood firm. "There's no way I'm serving you more alcohol. You've had more than enough already." Five minutes later, the doors opened and Eric lurched in once more. "Look," said Madfish, "I'm not serving you. You're too drunk." Eric nodded. "I guess I must be, " he said. "The last two places said the same thing."