Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Kang A Roo: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
Harv E Roo: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?
Kang A Roo: So he could hide in the cherry tree !
Harv E Roo: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?
Kang A Roo: When your nose touches the ceiling !
Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant that flies ?
Kang A Roo: A jumbo jet !
Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?
Kang A Roo: Big holes all over Australia !
Harv E Roo: How does an elephant get down from a tree ?
Kang A Roo: He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Harv E Roo: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
Kang A Roo: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
Harv E Roo: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?
Kang A Roo: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
Harv E Roo: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence ?
Kang A Roo: Time to fix the fence !
Harv E Roo: Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?
Kang A Roo: So that he can sneak up on mice !