Drunk Driver

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Drunk Driver
Eric was out, driving happily along in his car late one Wednesday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over.

The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"

"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the really ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."

ยป by Madfish Willie on May 28 :: Permalink :: Comments (3) :: Jokes

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..that wasn't you Sister, was it?..

Posted by: Eric on May 28, 2004 04:57 PM

I thought it was Harvey's twin sister...

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 28, 2004 07:13 PM

Yeah, I've always been the pretty one...

Posted by: Harvey on May 29, 2004 07:09 AM