Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?
Kang A Roo: Because of all the cheetahs !
Harv E Roo: What do you call a elephant that never washes ?
Kang A Roo: A smellyphant !
Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?
Kang A Roo: Anything you want as he can't hear you !
Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun ?
Kang A Roo: Sir !
Harv E Roo: What can an elephant with a machine gun call you ?
Kang A Roo: Anything he likes !
Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant that's small and pink ?
Kang A Roo: A failure !
Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?
Kang A Roo: Annette !
Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?
Kang A Roo: Russell !
Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ?
Kang A Roo: Warren !
Harv E Roo: What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ?
Kang A Roo: Terrified !
I beg to differ:
"an elephant that never washes" is called Michael Moore
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