Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?
Kang A Roo: Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
Harv E Roo: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?
Kang A Roo: You get very lumpy ice cream !
Harv E Roo: Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?
Kang A Roo: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
Harv E Roo: Why do elephants eat raw food ?
Kang A Roo: Because they don't know how to cook !
Harv E Roo: Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?
Kang A Roo: He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Harv E Roo: Why did the elephant eat the candle ?
Kang A Roo: For light refreshment !
Harv E Roo: What do you do with a green elephant ?
Kang A Roo: Wait till it ripens !
Harv E Roo: When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?
Kang A Roo: When it's a baby elephant !
Harv E Roo: How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?
Kang A Roo: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
Harv E Roo: What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?
Kang A Roo: Dumbo !