Visit to the Drug Store

A man Blackfive walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

Blackfive matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

Blackfive replies, "Those are for high-school boys Eric. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy.

He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men Madfish Willie," Blackfive answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy.

"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, Blackfive replies, "Those are for married men Harvey. One for January, one for February, one for..."

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Tracked: May 17, 2004 05:43 PM

Fuckin' dick. You know damn well those 12 are for 2am, 4am, 6am...

Posted by: Harvey on May 17, 2004 12:28 PM

..hey, three times a week is pretty damn good, Bartender.. now, mind your own fucking business, and get me a drink..

Posted by: Eric on May 17, 2004 05:40 PM

Harvey is a short hitter! Half-steppin' all the way to the bedroom!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 17, 2004 06:28 PM

I'd be glad to get some three times a year.

Posted by: Kang A. Roo on May 20, 2004 08:54 PM