Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
Kang A Roo: A new moo!

Harv E Roo: What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Kang A Roo: Grass class!

Harv E Roo: What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
Kang A Roo: A cud thud!

Harv E Roo: What's another name for a cowhand?
Kang A Roo: Hamburger helper!

Harv E Roo: When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Kang A Roo: Steer phones!

Harv E Roo: When is a farmer like a magician?
Kang A Roo: When he turns his cow into pasture.

Harv E Roo: When was beef the highest?
Kang A Roo: When the cow jumped over the moon!

Harv E Roo: Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
Kang A Roo: In his beef case!

Harv E Roo: Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
Kang A Roo: To the calf-ateria!

Harv E Roo: Where do cows go on dates?
Kang A Roo: The moo-vies!