Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What kind of cow goes, "Beeeeep, beeeeep!"
Kang A Roo: A longhorn!

Harv E Roo: What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Kang A Roo: Eski-moos!

Harv E Roo: What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Kang A Roo: Cows-mopolitan!

Harv E Roo: What newspaper do cows read?
Kang A Roo: The Daily Moos.

Harv E Roo: What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Kang A Roo: Cowboom!

Harv E Roo: What South American dance do cows like to do?
Kang A Roo: The Rump-a

Harv E Roo: What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Kang A Roo: Your calves!

Harv E Roo: What US state has the most cows?
Kang A Roo: Moosouri!

Harv E Roo: What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?
Kang A Roo: Hare in your milk!

Harv E Roo: What would you hear at a cow concert?
Kang A Roo: Moo-sic!