Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Kang A Roo: Ground round!
Harv E Roo: What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
Kang A Roo: A charmer farmer!
Harv E Roo: What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?
Kang A Roo: A woolly bully!
Harv E Roo: What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Kang A Roo: Filet delay!
Harv E Roo: What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
Kang A Roo: A tail pail!
Harv E Roo: What is the daffynition of "derange"?
Kang A Roo: De place where de cowboys ride!
Harv E Roo: What is the daffynition of "moon"?
Kang A Roo: The past tense of "moo"!
Harv E Roo: What is the golden rule for cows?
Kang A Roo: Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
Harv E Roo: What is the most important use for cowhide?
Kang A Roo: To hold the cow together.
Harv E Roo: What kind of bulls giggle?
Kang A Roo: Laughingstock!