Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: How did the calf s final exam turn out?
Kang A Roo: Grade A!

Harv E Roo: How did the cow feel when she couldn't give any milk?
Kang A Roo: Like an udder failure!

Harv E Roo: How did the farmer find his lost cow?
Kang A Roo: He tractor down

Harv E Roo: How do bulls drive their cars?
Kang A Roo: They steer them!

Harv E Roo: How do you make a milkshake?
Kang A Roo: Give a cow a pogo stick.

Harv E Roo: How does a cow do math?
Kang A Roo: With a cowculator!

Harv E Roo: How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
Kang A Roo: It's a place of udder delight.

Harv E Roo: I broke three wild bulls this morning.
Kang A Roo: How careless of you!

Harv E Roo: I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.
Kang A Roo: Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?
Harv E Roo: I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

Harv E Roo:I hear you take milk baths.
Kang A Roo: That's right.
Harv E Roo: Why?
Kang A Roo: I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!