Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What do you call a crazy chicken ?
Kang A Roo: A cuckoo cluck !

Harv E Roo: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
Kang A Roo: She was tickled to death !

Harv E Roo: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
Kang A Roo: A bird that lays down !

Harv E Roo: Why don't chickens like people ?
Kang A Roo: They beat eggs !

Harv E Roo: Why did the rooster run away ?
Kang A Roo: He was chicken !

Harv E Roo: What do chickens grow on ?
Kang A Roo: Eggplants !

Harv E Roo: Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Kang A Roo: Because talk is cheep !

Harv E Roo: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
Kang A Roo: She lays hand gren-eggs !

Harv E Roo: What happened when the chicken ate cement ?
Kang A Roo: She laid a sidewalk !

Harv E Roo: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
Kang A Roo: She kicked the bucket !

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