Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo to Harv E Roo

Kang A Roo: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
Harv E Roo: They always want to play leap frog with him !

Kang A Roo: Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
Harv E Roo: Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Kang A Roo: What's a toad's favourite ballet ?
Harv E Roo: Swamp Lake !

Kang A Roo: What do toads drink ?
Harv E Roo: Croaka-cola !

Kang A Roo: What do frogs drink ?
Harv E Roo: Hot croako !

Kang A Roo: What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole ?
Harv E Roo: A lost frog !

Kang A Roo: Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
Harv E Roo: In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Kang A Roo: What do you call a 100 year old frog ?
Harv E Roo: An old croak !

Kang A Roo: What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
Harv E Roo: Kermit the Fog !

Kang A Roo: What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Harv E Roo: Lollihops !

Cheers!