Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo to Harv E Roo

Kang A Roo: What do you call a frog spy ?
Harv E Roo: A croak and dagger agent !

Kang A Roo: What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
Harv E Roo: Lily !

Kang A Roo: What do Scottish toads play ?
Harv E Roo: Hop-scotch !

Kang A Roo: How did the toad die ?
Harv E Roo: He simply croaked !

Kang A Roo: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Harv E Roo: Morse toad !

Kang A Roo: Whats the world weakest animal ?
Harv E Roo: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

Kang A Roo: Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
Harv E Roo: A hot frog !

Kang A Roo: What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
Harv E Roo: You'll croak in no time !

Kang A Roo: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
Harv E Roo: In the croakroom !

Kang A Roo: What's green and tough ?
Harv E Roo: A toad with a machine gun !

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