Monday Happy Hour

Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Simpsonspeak from Homer [D'oh!]
"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close."

Famous Cocktail Movie Quotes:
"Come on. Let's get something to eat. I'm thirsty."
~William Powell in After The Thin Man

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
If it doesn't have vermouth, it's not a Martini. If what you really want is iced gin (or vodka) straight up, order it that way.

Ultimate Insults
Strange that you hasn't blown his bitter little brains out by now, given your decidedly limited and amoral worldview.

Movie Madness
Beer Goggles

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
You tell me who these words are!
fukyew
fukyoass
fukyou
fukyouanddie
fukyouus
fumonkey
funkynegro
fuq
fuqbich
fuqbiotch

Cheers!