Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo
First Kangaroo: I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Second Kangaroo: Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
First Kangaroo: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer's gone missing again, put a 'Missing' advert in the local paper!
Second Kangaroo: Don't be daft. Reindeer can't read!
First Kangaroo: What has antlers and loves cheese?
Second Kangaroo: Mickey Moose!
First Kangaroo: How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Second Kangaroo: Two in the front and two in the back!
First Kangaroo: And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Second Kangaroo: Take the reindeer out first
First Kangaroo: Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Second Kangaroo: Because he didn't want to be recognised !
First Kangaroo: Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
Second Kangaroo: The smallest ones !
First Kangaroo: Where do you find reindeer ?
Second Kangaroo: It depends on where you leave them !
First Kangaroo: What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
Second Kangaroo: They're both brown, except the snowball.
First Kangaroo: What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Second Kangaroo: Baby reindeer !
First Kangaroo: What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
Second Kangaroo: They all can! Houses can't jump!
Cheers!
*chuckle*
Posted by: Rachel in Alaska on December 26, 2003 07:12 PM