Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: How does a poodle say hello in France?
Second Kangaroo: Bone-jour!

First Kangaroo: What does a French poodle say before each meal?
Second Kangaroo: Bone appetit!

First Kangaroo: What happened to the French poodle's new haircut when it rained?
Second Kangaroo: It got wet!

First Kangaroo: What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Second Kangaroo: Yankee poodle!

First Kangaroo: What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
Second Kangaroo: A shampoodle !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster ?
Second Kangaroo: Cockerpoodledoo !

First Kangaroo: What happens when it rains cats and dogs ?
Second Kangaroo: You can step in a poodle !

Cheers!