Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another ~Ambrose Bierce
Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Quotes on Drinking:
"My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine. Fortunately, everybody drinks water." ~Mark Twain~
Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
The one foolproof hangover cure: Don't get drunk.
Ultimate Insults
You are a borderline cretin, a socially maladjusted parasite, an ill-mannered, undereducated piece of white trash maggot-infested butt-fucking bed-wetting asshat.
Movie Madness
Burger King
Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
cunalingus Frnak
cungalingus Frank
cunnilingus Helen
cunningilus Harvey
cunny Frnak
cunt Frnak
cuntface Frnak
cunthead Frnak
cuntlick Harvey
cuntlip Frnak
Cheers!
At least you got my name on all the right words this time
Posted by: Harvey on December 24, 2003 09:49 AM