Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

Kang Blegs You! Folks we need some help here. The Ecosystem has us listed as a Slithering Reptile and we know for sure we are Marauding Marsupials. So go over to Abject Apathetic Procrastination and look at all my beautiful friends and send all your friends over. Then blogroll us so you can see us everyday!

~Kang A Roo~

First Kangaroo: How does a poodle say hello in France?
Second Kangaroo: Bone-jour!

First Kangaroo: What does a French poodle say before each meal?
Second Kangaroo: Bone appetit!

First Kangaroo: What happened to the French poodle's new haircut when it rained?
Second Kangaroo: It got wet!

First Kangaroo: What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Second Kangaroo: Yankee poodle!

First Kangaroo: What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
Second Kangaroo: A shampoodle !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster ?
Second Kangaroo: Cockerpoodledoo !

First Kangaroo: What happens when it rains cats and dogs ?
Second Kangaroo: You can step in a poodle !

Cheers!