Friday Happy Hour

Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book... they all have phones!

Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"

Quotes on Drinking:
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." ~George Burns~

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
A lime yields about an ounce of juice, a lemon a little more.

ClueBat Insults
Thou spongy, doghearted varlet Frnak!

Movie Madness
Laibach Littens

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
cuckmysock Frnak
cum Frnak
cumbubble Frnak
cumbucket Frnak
cumburp Frnak
cumgargle Frnak
cumguzzle Frnak
cumindabum Frnak
cumlick Frnak
cummbubble Frnak

Cheers!