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Thanks for the warning. [making eye contact and smiling] Beer please.
Posted by: Harvey on December 11, 2003 09:43 AMOr, if you're a gentleman, and the bartender is a woman, it's also OK to make eye contact with her to let her know that one too many buttons on her blouse have come undone. That happened to me one night.
The gentleman became somewhat unpopular with some of my other patrons, but considering that I comped him a couple of drinks for the favor, I don't think he was complaining.
Pretzels, Harvey?
Posted by: Linda on December 11, 2003 01:34 PMWell, Harvey is by no means a gentlemen and don't be tellin' him shit like that! Now I'll never get him outta here. All he'll be thinking is about is your boobies for the next three or four days and he'll be completely worthless.
Posted by: The Bartender on December 11, 2003 01:48 PMI could say something really mean here...
After all, I don't know Harvey well enough to feel OK about giving him shit, and it isn't nice, and... oh... what the hell?
Has he ever been worth anything?
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