Friday Happy Hour

Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Due to financial restaints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished!

Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

Quotes on Drinking:
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~Henny Youngman~

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
Grappa is to lighter fluid as ouzo is to lighter fluid.

ClueBat Insults
Thou villianous, dismal-dreaming foot-licker Frnak!

Movie Madness
Knightrider

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words presents the next 10 jewels of swearing: buttsmack Frnak
buttsniff Frnak
buttstain Frnak
buttsuck Frnak
buttwhore Frnak
buttwipe Frnak
cameljockey Frnak
castrate Frnak
charliesnif Frnak
cherrypop Frnak

Cheers!