Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo
First Kangaroo: What position is the best for a Chihuahua to play in baseball?
Second Kangaroo: Shortstop!
First Kangaroo: How do you know which Chihuahua can ride a bike?
Second Kangaroo: It's the one wearing a helmet!
First Kangaroo: What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
Second Kangaroo: A short one!
First Kangaroo: A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.
Second Kangaroo: Didn't I see you on a TV commercial?
First Kangaroo: How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
First Kangaroo: Where did the Chihuahua sign its contract for its TV commercials?
Second Kangaroo: On the bottom!
First Kangaroo: Do Chihuahuas have horns?
Second Kangaroo: Many have violins but very few have horns!
First Kangaroo: Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
Second Kangaroo: It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
First Kangaroo: How do you say "Chihuahua" in Spanish?
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua!
First Kangaroo: How do you say "Chihuahua" in Italy?
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua!
First Kangaroo: What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
Second Kangaroo: A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Cheers!