Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: Why do dinosaurs have wrinkles in their knees??
Second Kangaroo: They stayed in the swimming pool too long.

First Kangaroo: Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
Second Kangaroo: There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

First Kangaroo: How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
Second Kangaroo: Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

First Kangaroo: Why did the dinosaur fall out of a palm tree?
Second Kangaroo: A hippopotamus pushed him out.

First Kangaroo: Why do dinosaurs have flat feet?
Second Kangaroo: They don't wear sneakers.

First Kangaroo: How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
Second Kangaroo: His tricycle will be parked outside.

First Kangaroo: Why did the dinosaur lie on his back in the water and stick his feet up?
Second Kangaroo: So you could tell he wasn't a bar of soap.

First Kangaroo: Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
Second Kangaroo: To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

First Kangaroo: What do you know when you see three dinosaurs walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
Second Kangaroo: You need help. Whoever heard of three dinosaurs walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

First Kangaroo: What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
Second Kangaroo: A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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