Tuesday Happy Hour

Madfish's Toast...
Observe, when Mother Earth is dry
She drinks the dropping of the sky,
And then the dewy cordial gives
To every thirsty plant that lives.
The vapors which at evening weep
Are beverage to the swelling deep;
And when the rosy sun appears
He drinks the ocean's misty tears.
The moon too quaffs her paly stream
Of luster from the solar beam.
Then hence with your sober thinking!
Since nature's holy law is drinking,
I'll make the law of Nature mine,
And pledge the Universe in wine.

Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

Quotes on Drinking:
"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world." ~Louis Pasteur~

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
Avoid bars that use plastic cups, bars whose bathrooms consist solely of a trough-style urinal, bars with chicken wire protecting the band, bars where Patrick Swayze is the bouncer.

ClueBat Insults
Thou dissembling, dizzy-eyed coxcomb Frnak!

Movie Madness
Crab Palette

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words presents the next 10 jewels of swearing: butholenginer Frnak
buttholesurfer Frnak
buttholio Frnak
butthymen Frnak
buttitch Frnak
buttjuice Frnak
buttkice Frnak
buttkick Frnak
buttkik Frnak
buttkiss Frnak

Cheers!