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Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?
Second Kangaroo: Worm your way out of that one !

First Kangaroo: Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?
Second Kangaroo: Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

First Kangaroo: What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple ?
Second Kangaroo: Finding half an apple !

First Kangaroo: How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?
Second Kangaroo: Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

First Kangaroo: How do you make a glow worm happy ?
Second Kangaroo: Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !

First Kangaroo: What's a glow worms favourite song ?
Second Kangaroo: Wake me up before you glow glow !

First Kangaroo: Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Second Kangaroo: Because her children weren't that bright !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?
Second Kangaroo: Light ale !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?
Second Kangaroo: A dirty kid !

First Kangaroo: What do worms leave round their baths ?
Second Kangaroo: The scum of the earth !

Cheers!


» by GoatHead on December 1 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Dumb Ass Jokes

Bullshitters

speaking of "weren't that bright", I don't think "finding half an apple" is the answer to that one.

Ya goof!

Posted by: Harvey on December 1, 2003 10:31 AM
Let's hear your bullshit









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