Madfish's Toast...
"May the frost never afflict your spuds.
May the outside leaves of your cabbage always be free from worms.
May the crows never pick your haystack,
And may your donkey always be in foal."
Yogism
"If you can't imitate them, don't copy them."
Quotes on Drinking:
"We drink and we die and continue to drink." ~Dennis Leary~
Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
Acceptable drinks for men: beer, wine, whiskey, cocktails that are neither sweet nor made with dairy or fruit other than lime or lemon or orange.
ClueBat Insults
Thou vain, spur-galled scut Frnak!
Movie Madness
Device
Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words presents the next 10 jewels of swearing: