Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?
Second Kangaroo: "Why are we running so fast ?" said one
Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

First Kangaroo: What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?
Second Kangaroo: Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

First Kangaroo: Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater ?
Second Kangaroo: To hide his flea collar !

First Kangaroo: What is a flea's favourite book ?
Second Kangaroo: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

First Kangaroo: What is the most faithful insect ?
Second Kangaroo: A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

First Kangaroo: What insect runs away from everything ?
Second Kangaroo: A flee !

First Kangaroo: What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Second Kangaroo: Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a cheerful flea ?
Second Kangaroo: A hop-timist!

First Kangaroo: What did the romantic flea say ?
Second Kangaroo: I love you aw-flea !

First Kangaroo: How to fleas travel ?
Second Kangaroo: Itch hiking !

Cheers!