Madfish's Toast...
"If the ocean were a goblet
And all its salt seas wine,
I would drink it to you darlin',
Ere you cross the foamy brine;
For then you couldn't cross it,
But would have to stay on land
Till the walkin' should get better,
And we'd cross it hand in hand."
Yogism
"You can observe a lot by watching."
Quotes on Drinking:
"Now is the time for drinking, now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot." Horace
Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Getting back to kissing: more lip.
Less tongue.
The small of the back, the nape of the neck, behind the knees.
[Between the legs too, they like that]
ClueBat Insults
Thou beslubbering, beef-witted barnacle!
Movie Madness
Simply Red
Instead of Foreign Language Party Cookies, we'll do some other cussin' stuff. Multilingual Swear List presents these next 10 jewels of swearing: