Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?
Second Kangaroo: Wait at a buzz stop !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk ?
Second Kangaroo: An animal that stinks and stings !

First Kangaroo: What does a queen bee do when she burps ?
Second Kangaroo: Issues a royal pardon !

First Kangaroo: How does a queen bee get around her hive ?
Second Kangaroo: She's throne !

First Kangaroo: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?
Second Kangaroo: A bramble bee !

First Kangaroo: What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?
Second Kangaroo: Fooling with a bee !

First Kangaroo: Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
Second Kangaroo: He was waxing lyrical !

First Kangaroo: What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ?
Second Kangaroo: Bee-thoven !

First Kangaroo: Who writes books for little bees ?
Second Kangaroo: Bee-trix Potter !

First Kangaroo: What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?
Second Kangaroo: Bee-hive yourself !

Cheers!