Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What pillar doesn't need holding up ?
Second Kangaroo: A caterpillar !

First Kangaroo: What does a cat go to sleep on ?
Second Kangaroo: A caterpillow !

First Kangaroo: What's green and dangerous ?
Second Kangaroo: A caterpillar with a machine gun !

First Kangaroo: What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?
Second Kangaroo: Turns over a new leaf !

First Kangaroo: What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
Second Kangaroo: A worm in a fur coat !

First Kangaroo: What has stripes and pulls a tractor ?
Second Kangaroo: A caterpillar tractor !

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