Friday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Here's to love,
The only fire against which there is no insurance."

Yogism
"You can't think and hit at the same time."

Quotes on Drinking:
"I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on." Oscar Levant

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
The quirky perfect gift that shows you've been listening is worth twice the value of anything you can find at Tiffany's.
Of course, it doesn't hurt if the quirky perfect gift happens to be from Tiffany's.
Gifts that may be quirky but never perfect: a blender, a beater, a vacuum cleaner, or a waffle iron.

ClueBat Insults
Thou froward, fat-kidneyed flax-wench!

Movie Madness
Destiny's Child

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is no more. Instead, we'll do some other cussin' stuff. Multilingual Swear List presents these 10 jewels of swearing:

• adolph hitler


• anal


• analbleed


• analcavity


• analcrevass


• analfuck


• analingus


• analintercourse


• analinvade


• analjuice