Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo
First Kangaroo: What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?
Second Kangaroo: The tiger lily !
First Kangaroo: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ?
Second Kangaroo: A stri-ped !
First Kangaroo: What's striped and bouncy ?
Second Kangaroo: A tiger on a pogo stick !
First Kangaroo: What do tigers wear in bed ?
Second Kangaroo: Stripey pyjamas !
First Kangaroo: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
Second Kangaroo: A tiger moth !
First Kangaroo: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
Second Kangaroo: A tiger has the mane part missing !
First Kangaroo: What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
Second Kangaroo: After a week he was spotless !
First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?
Second Kangaroo: A stripey sweater !
First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman ?
Second Kangaroo: Frostbite !
First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
Second Kangaroo: A stripey jumper !
First Kangaroo: How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?
Second Kangaroo: They both wear stripes ! Cheers!