Moe's Toast...
"Here's to the man who is wisest and best,
Here's to the man who with judgment is blest.
Here's who's as smart as he can be -
I mean the man who agrees with me!"
Yogism
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Quotes on Drinking:
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen
Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Less than .05 percent of the male population is attractive enough to ignore chivalry, and most women over the age of twenty-five prefer to admire such men from a distance.
ClueBat Insults
Thou rank, onion-eyed minnow!
Movie Madness
Ban Spoon Guard
Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Indonesian (click thru for the really good stuff)
bangsat: bastard
bule: caucasian
isep kontol: blow job
kontol: penis
memek: vagina
monyet: monkey
ngentot: fart
pantat: ass
jembut: pubic hair